The Best That '70s Show, Season 1, Episode 6 Quotes

Midge: Oooh, "Rich Man, Poor Man"! I hope I don't get too emotional!
Kitty: [Eyeing her warily] So do I.

Kitty: Now, who would like a drink?
Bob: Oooh! Let's do daiquiris, huh?
Kitty: Oh, I don't know if we have enough ice. Eric took a whole tubful.
Reginald: He took a tub of ice?
Kitty: Oh, the kids are making a volcano.
Midge: Right. That's why Donna left with all the plastic cups.
Reginald: Plastic cups?
Midge: Sure, plastic volcano cups!

- Yeah, right. So what was there, like a fire drill or something?
- No. Look, I do bad things.
- I've ditched class before.
- Uh, is opie getting angry?
- What did I tell you about calling me opie?
- Opie, look out for the keg in the middle of the road!

Eric: [Last line] Bring it on, Red.

Reginald: [to Eric] Now, you take her home and you wait for me!
Bob: [to Donna] Ditto!
[as she turns and walks away]
Bob: Come here!
[He pinches her cheeks]
Bob: I could never stay mad at that cute face!
Reginald: [Eric turns towards Red with an attempt at a hug] Get your ugly butt home!

- They... they said something about a vacant house on sherman.
- I know that place.
- It's the vacant house on sherman.
- Good work...
- Starsky.
- Let's, uh, roll.