The Best That '70s Show, Season 1, Episode 7 Quotes

- Oh, jeez, midge.
- Kitty and that boy are at it again.

Fez: What is disco?
Steven: It's from Hell. And not the cool part of Hell with all the murderers, but the lame-ass part with all the accountants.

- Dancing, huh?
- Yeah.
- Geez, Bob, that would be downright...
- Logical.
- Good thing I didn't shoot him.

Bob: I saw Steven and your wife in a... umm... an intimate embrace.
Red: Oh, God! Now I have to kill him! Get your rifle, Bob!

- Do that, and you got yourself gas money.
- Didn't you say something about leaves?
- They're in the gutters.
- Right. Pick them up.
- Clean them up. I...
- Got to make toast.

Eric: I like you.
Donna: So... you're in like with me?

- Don't resist me, mama.
- It's boogie time.
- I think you just lost your date.
- Yeah, well, it's cool,
- 'cause Jackie and I are history!
- J' dancin', yeah j'

Eric: You smell great. What'd you do?
Donna: I took a bath.
[pause]
Donna: I was thinking of you the whole time.
Eric: Yeah, I do the same thing in the shower.
Donna: What?
Eric: [quickly] Nothing.

Michael: Jackie, where did you go?
Jackie: I had to go and get something for you to bite on. I told everyone you were having a seizure.

- Thank you.
- I just hope my friend takes your advice.
- I'm sure your friend will.
- Ha ha ha.
- Both, thinking: Hmm... younger man.
- Wonder what that's like.