The Best That '70s Show, Season 2, Episode 1 Quotes

Eric: [to Hyde] You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on. That's right. Consequences, my friend. Yeah, consequences. Now my car's gone and Red's high as a kite.
Donna: Red's high as a kite?
Eric: Okay, Miss Smart Mouth, shut it.

Tammy: [Opens the door] Yeah?
Reginald: That's not the guy!
Eric: Did your Dad buy a car this morning?
Tammy: The station wagon? Yeah, he bought that piece of crap for me.
Reginald: Piece of crap? That's a Vista Cruiser! You could literally cruise the vistas!
Tammy: [Loudly] Daddy, where are the keys to the piece of crap?
Eric: Boy, she's lovely.
Tammy: [Comes back and gives Eric the car keys] Give me his check.
Eric: Right, and thanks again. I, too, understand parents can be quite -
[She rudely slams the door in his face]
Reginald: What a bitch-a-roonie-doonie!

[after Red announces he's sold the Vista Cruiser]
Kitty: You sold Eric's car? Oh, no.
[breaks into hysterical laughter]

- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's go.
- Let's go. Come on. Bring it on.
- Come on! You want a big piece of me?
- Let's go!

Kitty: [about Hyde's brownies] Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.
Eric: I told him not to!
Hyde: [At the same time] Special ingredient?
Kitty: Of course! Love!
Hyde: Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.

Reginald: [after eating Hyde's special brownies] I like that word, "hip". It kinda pops, you know? Hip. Hip-uh. Hip-uh! I can see my own mouth!

- No, Bob. That was a really dumb gift.
- Okay, so...
- The goodbye girl starts at
- 2:00, so I'd better go.
- Well, I guess this is good-bye. Girl. Ha ha!
- Fez, you're so funny!
[Thinking] Well, hello, Jackie.

[Red, Bob, Kitty and Midge have accidentally gotten high]
Kitty: You know what I love? Fruit cake. All those fruits just stuffed into one cake.
Midge: I jumped out of a cake once.

- No! Big consequences!
- I'll tell you, Donna, sometimes that guy just fills me with...
- Wow!
- You rolled your tongue.
- I know! Isn't it neat?
- Well, like...

- Wait, what kind of brownies did you lose, Hyde?
- Were they regular brownies?
- They were special brownies.
- Ah! Where was the last place you had them?
- In the oven.
- In my mother's oven?

- No, wait!
- Red! Red! Think!
- Wait!
- Maybe his name is on that check he gave me!
- Yeah!
- Maybe it is.

- Well, I was hopping down the old bunny trail...
- And this guy offered me $200 for the vista cruiser.
- So I sold it to him.
- You sold Eric's car?
- Oh, no.