The Best That '70s Show, Season 2, Episode 9 Quotes

- Oh, no. Go ahead without me.
- So, Fez, um, my parents aren't home.
- Wanna come back to my house?
- I have a hot tub.
- That would be super.

- Go slutty.
- You know what, Eric?
- You're right.
- Let's have sex right now.
- Really? No.
- Stop doing that!

Hyde: The blonde's blonde and hot.
Fez: Yes, and since I set us up on this date, she is mine, right?
Hyde: Well, I can see why you'd think that. But, actually, since I came along to help you out, American custom dictates that I get the blonde.
Fez: Once again the local custom bones the foreign guy.

Donna: Hey, check it out. I've got an F on my report card.
Eric: An F? What did you fail?
Donna: English.
Eric: Isn't that... what we speak?

Donna: Did you get in a lot of trouble for the cigarette?
Eric: Uh, surprisingly, yes. It turns out Red has a temper.
Donna: Really?
Eric: So, yeah. Who knew?

Hyde: Forman's first suspension. I'm so proud.
Michael: Whoa, back up. Why'd he get suspended?
Donna: Because he's stupid.
Michael: [terrified] They can do that?

Michael: I'm just saying... How can I tell you this without hurting your feelings? Oh, I know! Jackie, I don't want your stupid things in my cool van.
[Jackie gasps and storms out]
Michael: Wait! I didn't say *you* were stupid, just everything you like!

- Sure.
- Yeah...
- I think he senses my bad-boyness.
- Yeah, Eric, you're a parent's worst nightmare.
- Yes.
- Yes, I am.

Hyde: Hey, I got a B in Spanish! I didn't even know I was taking Spanish.
Eric: [Moments later] Donna! You're smoking a cigarette!
Hyde: Even worse, man. It's a menthol!

- No!
- Jackie, get in the Van!
- No!
- Get in the Van. No!
- Jackie... no!
- Jackie, get in the Van!

Eric: [Eric is caught holding Donna's cigarette and Red is going to make him smoke a whole pack to punish him] Dad, I don't smoke! I give you my word!
Reginald: Your word, huh?
Reginald: What a load of crap! Light up!