The Best That '70s Show, Season 3, Episode 13 Quotes

- There's just one problem.
- We can't do it from in here.
- If I don't make it... tell Mama I'm sorry.
- Don't talk like that.
- You'll tell her yourself.

[Kelso comes running into the basement]
Michael: Hey, guys! Guess what I got!
Steven: V.D.?
Michael: No! A hundred bucks!
Eric: Money to treat your V.D.?

Fez: There's Caroline. Isn't she lovely? She reminds me of that song, "Isn't She Lovely?"

- The Vineyard is having a dine-and-dash promotion. Everything is free.
- It's not free, Fez.
- "Dine and dash" is when you run out without paying.
- So it's stealing?
- This isn't going to help me with Caroline, is it?
- Excuse me.

- And especially not you,
- 'cause you're on probation.
- So what?
- So what?
- You get caught, you go to jail, and I've heard nothing good about jail.
- I haven't done one stinkin' illegal thing since I got probation.
- So, what, you're mad because you haven't committed any crimes since your last crime?
- Yeah, so I'm going.

- What, did you think
- I was paying?
- Yes. Kelso, we don't have any money.
- You don't need any.
- People, we are on a "dine and dash" here.
- Oh, yeah. 'Cause the only thing better than eating lobster... is eating lobster and hauling ass.
- Let's haul ass.

- Say, Donna, do you have any more of that special ingredient we used?
- Well, I certainly do, Eric.
- Chocolate Super-Lax.
- You didn't.
- We did.
- We so did. Now maybe you'll think twice before screwing us.
- Well, nice try, 'cause I don't feel any...

- Sure, we could do that.
- Or... we could ask ourselves,
- "How can we make this worse?"
- Happy anniversary
- Happy anniversary
- Happy anniversary
- Donna and Eric
- With best wishes from Hyde,
- Kelso, Fez and Jackie.