The Best That '70s Show, Season 3, Episode 14 Quotes

- And he gave me this guitar pick from Foghat.
- No way!
- Eric, there's a whole pile of bumper stickers, and they're free!
- No way!
- Okay, well, I gotta go. I gotta go alphabetize the eight-tracks.
- No way!

Reginald: [watching "Gilligan's Island" as Kitty looks on in disdain] Awwww... Gilligan screwed it up. Why don't they just kill him?

- Not yet, Alice Cooper.
- Here's my loser boyfriend right now.
- Hey, Donna. Are you ready to go to the Price Mart ball?
- You hear that, everybody?
- The Price Mart ball.
- Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we feed your skinny boyfriend to the snake?
- Okay.

Eric: People all over the world heard it! People in Canada heard it!
Kitty: Oh, honey, people in Canada don't matter.

Michael: But this an El Camino! That's Spanish for "The Camino".

- I'm gonna see if Alice'll sign this.
- Oh, I can't make it to the movie tonight. See ya.
- See?
- She still loves me.
- Yeah.
- Have you met my friend Fat Sally?

- Now, go get your car, and then come by my place.
- I need you to hold my toes apart while I paint them.
- Well, errand boy... you just sold your soul for a car.
- Who cares, Fez?
- Your soul is like an appendix.
- I don't even use it.

Fez: Well, errand boy, you just sold your soul for a car.
Michael: Who cares, Fez. Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use it.

Eric: [sarcastically] Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot!
Steven: [sarcastically] Hey, I'm Forman. I use the same voice to imitate everybody!

- You two know each other?
- I used to work for Red.
- Then he fired me.
- Oh. Then he and I have something in common.
- You're fired!
- What did I do?
- Hey, Bob.
- Job just opened up for you.