The Best That '70s Show, Season 3, Episode 4 Quotes

- Hey, I don't know how this fits in your murder theory... but Bob's wearing an apron with guts all over it and holding a big carving knife.
- He did kill Midge.
- And I never got to see her naked.

- guts all over your apron.
- Oh, wait. No, it doesn't.
- Explain that, killer.
- They were pumpkin guts.
- I was making jack-o'-lanterns.
- So, you're hiding Midge's body in a jack-o'-lantern. Clever plan.
- Look, there's Midge now.
- Not dead or nothing.

- Oh, beers.
- Hyde is so funny.
- Oh-oh, what is he going to do?
- Is he going to moon me?
- Oh, run, Hyde, run.
- Don't forget the beers!
- The beers.

- Donna! Donna!
- Why would she go up the water tower?
- Why does she want to be up there?
- And why am I talking to myself?
- I have to...
- Climb.

- Why are you in my bathroom?
- Get out!
- Out! Out! I need the shower.
- I got pooped on.
- All right, stop it. Cut it out.
- That's really hot.
- Oh, my God. You spilled my shampoo, you idiot!

- Yeah, you should see that thing bounce.
- It's pretty super.
- Dumb-asses.
- Steven, Eric, um, get Fez a blanket.
- He needs to cover his... He just...
- He needs to cover up.

Michael: Oh, I've seen this movie. See, those guys think Cary Grant's a secret agent but he's not. It's a case of mistaken identity.
Reginald: Right, like you've mistaken me for someone who wants you here.

- Eric, hold on. I'm gonna pull you up.
- No, Donna, you can't do it.
- You're just a girl.
- Okay, okay. Yeah, you...
- Hey. Okay, you got it.
- That's...
- To be honest, it was never really a problem.
- Whoa.
- Ow.

- Give me panty boy's damn soup.
- Hello, pretty birds.
- Hello, pretty... damn big birds.
- It's your Aunt Kitty.
- Okay.

- That's not a hot blonde. It's Donna.
- Where is she going?
- Maybe she's going trolling for men who don't piss her off.
- Oh.
- That's so funny, Hyde.
- I don't know where she's going, but I'm gonna follow her.
- Would you stop doing that?

Michael: You want to see Fez and Eric run around? Someone might get hurt. It's funny when people get hurt.
Steven: Especially when they're in their underwear.
Jackie: Michael, the only one dumb enough to get hurt around here is you.
Michael: Okay, Jackie, I'm really starting to get sick-
[cuts his finger on soda can]
Michael: OWW!

Reginald: [on Fez getting hurt] So, you were chasing him on the roof because he took your little rubber ball?
Eric: No, it wasn't a ball. It was a Super Ball.
Steven: Yeah, you should see that thing bounce! It's pretty super.
Reginald: [annoyed] Dumbasses.

- Especially when they're in their underwear. That's great.
- The only person dumb enough to get hurt around here is you.
- Okay, Jackie,
- I'm really starting to get sick...
- That's great.
- I'll give you the ball,
- Eric. Just don't fall.
- I don't want anyone to fall.
- No falling.

- throw you down and make sweet love to you.
- You know, that says more about you than it does him.
- Well, I'm not the one dressed like a damn girl.
- Well, the damn girl has your ball.
- Like I care about a...
- Man, that's my ball.

- Eric and I do lots of fun stuff together.
- We go to movies...
- Every Friday, early show.
- What? I get sleepy.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, no.
- Boring, boring, boring.
- Boring, boring, boring.