The Best That '70s Show, Season 4, Episode 1 Quotes

- Well, you should start again
- 'cause, you know, you were really good at it.
- Well, it's too late for that.
- It's too late for a lot of...
- Hey, so I'll see you, Eric.
- Yeah, I'll see you, Donna.
- Okay.
- Okay.

- Wait. No. I want to keep it.
- Please, just let me keep it.

Eric: You're not an angel. You don't even float. Everyone knows angels float.
The: Fine.
[starts floating above the floor and glowing brightly]
The: Eric Forman, God's favorite cherub. Come with me, and I will release you of your suffering. Don't be afraid, little one.
Eric: No offense, but are you coming on to me?

- and I will release you of your suffering.
- Don't be afraid, little one.
- No offence, but are you coming on to me?
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, why not?

- I don't wear any pants.
- You know, there are some things about Earth
- I really miss.
- Okay, welcome to your
- 10-year high school reunion.
- All right!
- I finally grew a moustache.
- Actually, it's chocolate cake.

- I'm sorry. Do I know you?
- It's Michael. Kelso?
- It rings a stupid, little bell.
- You know, I bet if I wasn't so happy as a globe-trotting stewardess,
- I might actually remember the tiny effect you had on me in high school.
- I'm on TV now.
- I've always loved you.

- Are you breaking up with me?
- Well, are you giving back that ring?
- Yes.
- Then, yes.

- I don't care. None of this is really that bad anyway.
- Well, it gets a lot worse.
- Come on.
- We're going into the future.
- That's right, the '80s.
- Hey, what the hell was that?
- Oh, you'll find out.

- I'm gonna take it all away.
- You won't feel a thing, good or bad.
- Really? Yes.
- Yes, do it.
- Okay.
- Well, let me just remind you what you're giving up.
- Hang on.

- ♪ And get the body feeling right
- ♪ Everybody have fun tonight
- ♪ Everybody have fun
- ♪ Everybody Wang Chung tonight
- ♪ Everybody have fun
- ♪ Everybody have fun ♪