The Best That '70s Show, Season 4, Episode 26 Quotes

- Rhonda, your lively tongue has made me thirsty.
- Would you like to wet your whistle?

- Forman, you've officially turned into Daffy Duck.
- You're "dethpicable!"
- You know,
- I have lady problems, too.
- Rhonda won't let me get past second base.
- I even said please.
- Magic word, my ass!

- Here's that beer, sir.
- I got a soda for the minor.
- Now, you make sure to drink that real slow,
- 'cause I don't want you to get a tummy ache, little guy.
- Well, that's thoughtful.
- Yeah, he cramps up easy.

Eric: Hey, since when did you get all serious?
Michael: [He points to a copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine, sitting on the coffee table] Been readin' Cosmo. It's very educational. I never realized how much plumbing girls had down there. There's this diagram, and it's like a map of Six Flags!
Eric: [later, the guys are at the kitchen table, looking at an issue of Cosmo] It's like Playboy, but girls look at it.
Michael: I know. How hot is that?
Fez: Ahh, look. Six Flags.
Kitty: [Kitty and Red walk in] Well, that better not be a dirty magazine. Oh, Cosmo! Good for you!
Reginald: Cosmo? You boys are spending too much time together.

- Now, let's do the right thing and cancel that barbecue.
- No. We're having it, and it'll be fun.
- And we just... We won't give Casey any relish.
- All right.
- Once Casey finds out he's not getting any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure.
- You are so screwed.

- Okay. That was great.
- Guys, I'm going over to Casey's.
- And I don't know what I'm gonna do. But if things get physical,
- I'm just gonna have to drop the hammer.
- And if all else fails, kick him in the stones and run like hell.
- Yeah, that's what I meant by "drop the hammer."

- Wow. Thirsty lady.
- Well, we're off to a nice start.
- Shall we move on to second base?