The Best That '70s Show, Season 4, Episode 27 Quotes

- Donna, I'm really sorry.
- You're not sorry. You got exactly what you wanted.

Reginald: Let me get this straight. Donna wanted to get back together and you said, "no".
Eric: I said, "no".
Reginald: You said, "no"?
Kitty: Dumb-ass!
Eric: Look, I have my reasons, okay?
Kitty: What could they be? What could they possibly be?
Eric: Casey dumps her and she comes back to me? Okay, I'm not a rebound.
Reginald: So, you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete. The only smart thing about you is your mouth. And look at you.
Kitty: Red... Red, he looks fine. He's just so darn stupid! I'm... I'm very upset.
Eric: Well, stop, okay? Because I already feel bad enough as it is.
Kitty: Well, you should!
Eric: Well, I do!

- Casey, I thought you said you...
- You know, you said you loved me.
- I have this thing where I say stuff I don't really mean.
- Casey.
- Look, Donna.
- I see what you're getting at, and I'm not that type of guy.
- Mrs. Forman, what say we rain check that rum and Coke?

- You're just gonna let her go off with him?
- What else can I do?
- Oh, good God, that's it!
- Everybody in the living room.
- Now!
- Not you.

- No way.
- She's too tall, too tanned, too rich.
- Damn, Jackie, I don't want to kiss a short, pale, poor girl.
- Okay, look, Michael, all I know is I don't want to stay broken up.
- Okay, you know what?
- You choose.
- Kiss any girl you want.

- I really, really wanted you to figure that out, just not like this.
- Eric, I'm just...
- I'm so sorry.
- Hey.
- I was so stupid.

- Kelso, are you up for this?
- Hey, if the Beverly
- Hillbillies can do it, so can I.
- Great, let's go.
- Oh, my God. What stinks?
- This town, baby.
- We're leaving that smell behind.

- Oh, no, no, no, Michael.
- I get to pick the girl.
- But you'll pick an uggo.
- You didn't call "No uggos."
- Hey, I just thought of something.
- Your plan's good and all, but what if the girl that you pick doesn't want to kiss me?

- Donna, I mean, if you come running back to me now,
- I...
- Donna, I can't be your second choice.
- But you're not.
- Eric.
- Oh. Where am I?