The Best That '70s Show, Season 4, Episode 9 Quotes

Steven: Hey, Leo! Huggy Bear called, and he wants his suit back!

- See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy.
- So, why would I stack cans for him?
- Because if you don't stack the cans, the manager is going to kill you.
- Oh! So I'm afraid for my life.
- That works. All right, let's act.

- Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor.
- He bought me nudie mags
- I'd never even heard of.
- "Yeah, I'll stock this shelf!
- "But someday
- "I'm gonna dance across this whole city."
- That's dead-on.

Red: [as Kelso removes his uniform shirt to reveal his t-shirt] Kelso, what are you doing?
Michael: Oh. Well, I'm going for this Travolta thing. Ya see, my character is a dancer who's only stocking shelves until he hits it big.

- Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big.
- All right, all right, let me paint a picture for you.
- Just close your eyes.
- Okay, imagine with your eyes open.
- Just come with me.

- Oh.
- Wow. I guess all this stuff has to go back.
- Oh, that means you, too,
- Feathery Frank.
- Good day.
- But, Fez...
- I said, good day.
- I'm leaving Brooklyn, Mr. Formanelli.

Red: Soon, every Pricemart stock boy will be trained in the Red Forman system!
Eric: Undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?
Red: If you'd just shut it a minute, you might be interested to hear who I'm gonna pick for the stock boy!
[Turns to put a hand on Kelso's shoulder]
Red: I'm gonna use this idiot.
Michael: Alright!

- going out to lunch together.
- Well, what if we bring you back a sandwich?
- Well, a sandwich isn't gonna make me feel better, Mom.
- Okay, then. We're leaving.
- Well, in that case,
- I would like a sandwich.
- Yeah, I don't like this day.

- Shut up.
- No way.
- It's true.
- So, come on, let's share the wealth!
- Come on, I'll buy you anything you want.
- Does that include burgers and nudie mags?
- Include?
- That's half the budget, man.

- but you are much, much smarter than he is.
- Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great
- Kelso's bone structure is?
- I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
- Well, good job.
- All right, guys, let's shop!

Jackie: You know what girls talk about when we get together?
Eric: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
Jackie: That's what we're *made* of, dumbass!

Eric: So, do we hug now?
Red: Men don't hug!
Eric: [sardonically] My daddy loves me!

- Thanks again, Leo.
- Yes, thank you.
- You know what would make this outfit perfect?
- A cockatoo.
- Then we'll get a cockatoo, or three.

- Well, how could it be, dear?
- But at least he's nice.
- Yeah, he's nice.
- Yeah, he's nice...
- For a nancy boy!
- So, what do you say to that?

- All right, now, Kelso.
- You'll just go through a few typical stock boy tasks while I firmly, but kindly, oversee you.
- Got it.
- All right. Let's get started.