The Best That '70s Show, Season 5, Episode 18 Quotes

Eric: [Kelso is rhapsodizing about becoming a police officer] Kelso, you *do* realize you'll have to help ugly people, too?
Michael: Uh-uh, I'll leave that to the fat cops!

- Great news!
- I'm gonna be a cop!

Kitty: So, how's the day going?
Reginald: [smiles] Well, let's see. I interviewed fifteen potential employees: ten dumbasses, four morons and a mama's boy.
Kitty: I vote for the mama's boy. I think they're sweet.

- 10 dumb asses, four cretins and a mama's boy.
- I vote for the mama's boy.
- I think they're sweet.
- Hey, Dad! Guess what.
- I got a job at First Midwestern, so Donna and I can stay engaged.
- I'll work, she'll study, and in a few years,
- I can pay for my own tuition. Yay! I win!