The Best That '70s Show, Season 5, Episode 22 Quotes

- Well, I am if you are.
- Well, yeah.
- I mean, sure.
- I'm completely ready.
- Well, that's great.
- You know, it's all settled.
- I'll just...
- I'll go call the cake shop right now.

- since you claimed to be the prince of South Carolina.
- No, I'm not lying about Fez's dream!
- I was sponging him!
- It's the truth!
- Hey, I believe people have dreams about you, man.
- I mean, put a blond wig on you, you're Goldie Hawn.

- I just wonder what I did to make this happen.
- I mean, should I have tried to be less desirable?
- Michael, the beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create.
- That's true.
- Aw. Come here.
- No one understands me like you do, Jackie.

- to Barbara Walters, so, uh...
- Roy, you're going after the wrong ones, man.
- You gotta think like a lion and pick off the weakest member of the herd.
- Look, like that one, with the braces and the desperate eyes.
- Oh, she's not making it past sundown.

Eric: Fez, tell us what happened. And, and don't be afraid to use colorful words like sweaty, or fondle, or forbidden. Go on.

- maybe... Maybe the dream continued, and we went to find some girls.
- Well, did it continue?
- No.
- What could this mean?
- Well, isn't it obvious?
- It means that I'm gay!

Reginald: Why's the dog on the counter?
Kitty: He likes to be tall.

- So, um, where is the Coupon Liaison office?
- You're standing in it.
- Well, it's big.
- And look, you have a window.
- Maybe someday you can climb up there and look out.
- Joanne, what exactly is the Coupon Liaison?