The Best That '70s Show, Season 5, Episode 8 Quotes

Donna: And you, you're a teacher - can't you get in trouble for dating a student?
Ms. McGee: Let 'em come and get me! He's 18, I make $11,000 a year - I deserve a little something!

Steven: Yeah, Thanksgiving. We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people with yams and Underdog floats.

Eric: Kelso, how could you bring my math teacher?
Michael: Relax, she's not gonna quiz you! But if she does, the square root of zero is zero - she got me with that one last night, earned herself a free massage!

- You forged my name?
- Wow. I really picked the right day to come home, huh?
- Okay, um...
- Who likes dark meat?
- Hey, who doesn't?
- Am I right, ladies?
- Oh, Lord.

Kitty: Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?