The Best That '70s Show, Season 6, Episode 24 Quotes

- Aha!
- I was so blind.
- Nuclear bomb beats everything.
- One more time, winner take all.
- One, two, three.
- I'm going home.

- But now, in the pit of my stomach, I feel really sick.
- Look, come on, Donna, you and Eric are meant to be together.
- You're like a fat girl and a cat. It just works, you know?
- Oh, come on.
- All right, look,
- I'm gonna go pick up my dress.
- And I'm gonna try not to look prettier than you, but I can't promise!

- You don't get paid to be the best man.
- You do it for the satisfaction of nailing the hottest bridesmaid.
- It's in the Bible.
- Well, I can't do that,
- 'cause I'm bringing Brooke.
- Yeah, we're getting pretty serious.
- Girls, man. You get them pregnant, they get all clingy.

Laurie: [to Donna, addressing her pre-nuptial nerves] The way you're feeling is *totally* normal! Why, half the guys I'm dating had those same feelings, and now they're all happily married!
Kitty: [to Laurie, sarcastically] You *do* make a mother proud!

Red: Kitty, forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't it normal at a wedding for the bride and groom to... show up?

Steven: [to decide who's best mom] Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Fez: Oh, I hate that game - I always lose!
Steven: That's because you always pick rock.
Fez: That's because nothing beats rock!
Steven: Paper beats rock - that's in the rules!
Fez: Not buying it!
Steven: OK, let's try something new: Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb. Foot squashes cockroach, nuclear bomb blows up foot, cockroach survives nuclear bomb.
Fez: Oh, I'll be nuclear bomb - NOTHING beats nuclear bomb!
Steven: Cockroach beats nuclear bomb!
Fez: Oh, we'll see about that!

- I mean, what kind of a horrible person skips out on someone they've known their whole life?
- I mean, someone they're supposed to love?
- Uh-huh. Um...
- Donna, why is your suitcase in the backseat?
- Oh, I was just... I don't know. I thought... Hey, I showed up, okay!

- "You are truly one soul becoming one joined...
- "alone forever.
- "So I don't look at this as the day I lose a daughter.
- "I look at this as the day I gain...
- "nobody."
- Salute.