The Best That '70s Show, Season 6, Episode 25 Quotes

Michael: So, Midge wanted you to pass the syrup, and Pam wouldn't let you...
[pensive]
Bob: So whadda you think it means?
Michael: It means, my friend, that you have a shot at something only professional athletes and rock stars get!

- If he cries and you miss it, I will hurt you.
- Where's Steven?
- He left.
- Yeah. I saw him go and I didn't say anything on purpose.
- All right, let's go. Come on.
- Kitty!
- I came all this way.
- I want my fur coat.

Fez: [nervous, to Donna] Eric was afraid getting married and staying here was a mistake. You know, because you'd have to give up your dream of traveling the world and becoming a... ball-breaking feminist.

- which clearly states that in the event of bad news being delivered in reference to a canceled wedding, the foreigner does it.
- Ah, yes. The Immigration
- Conversation Act.
- Where the hell is Eric and why did he do this to me?
- Um... Okay...
- Eric was afraid getting married and staying here was a mistake.

Donna: [Walking into the breakfast nook] How's it going?
Midge: Your father's an ass!
Pamela: Something we can agree on!
Bob: It's not going that well.

Reginald: [as Eric whistles nonchalantly, helping himself to food] I just noticed something about you. You're still here!
Kitty: What your father means is, you haven't seemed yourself since you called off the wedding.
Reginald: No, what I mean is... *get out*!

Michael: Would it make you feel better if I told you Eric left a note?
Donna: Eric left a note?
Michael: No. But hold on to that feeling.

- but I don't know.
- Listen to me, I am so sorry.
- Okay, whatever you want to do, we'll do, okay?
- Just tell me what to do.
- We'll figure it out tomorrow.
- Just get in.
- Really?

Kitty: [Steven leaves after getting stunning information about his father] I don't like the way he just walked out after we told him the news. Why would he do that?
Reginald: Because he's a man, Kitty, and he knows you want him to cry. But he won't, because crying is for babies and Italians.

- ♪ We did last week
- ♪ Not a thing to do
- ♪ But talk to you
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ We're all all right ♪
- Hello, Wisconsin!

Reginald: Steven, just to get it straight, I told Kitty she should mind her own business and she told me to get my own dinner. So, here we are!

Kitty: [to Red] Great, now Alice wants to know why Eric didn't show up!
Reginald: Well, don't look at me! No son of *mine* wouldn't show up to his own wedding!
Kitty: [on the phone to Alice] Eric didn't show up...
[searching for a reason]
Kitty: because he's gay.
[exasperated]
Kitty: Yes, everyone knew except him!

Donna: All I can think about is, what is my dad doing, who he's doing it with, and am I gonna see it...
Pamela: Well, whatever he's doing, he's doing it with me! And we're doing it everywhere, so... knock.

Kitty: Trade you a kiss for a lollipop.
Steven: I don't need that kid stuff.
[walks to door with everyone, waits until they leave, then turns around and runs back to Kitty, giving her a kiss and taking the lollipop]

- And you brought me flowers?
- No, these are for me.
- My boyfriend fell off the water tower.
- So, what, Donna? You're alone and you want me to be alone, too?
- Okay, Steven, get on home.
- I'll take care of you later.
- Trade you a kiss for a lollipop.
- I don't need that baby crap.

- Thanks for coming back.
- ♪ Won't you let me meet you at the pool?
- ♪ If it's so, well, let me know
- I just want to say, that was beautiful.
- ♪ I won't make you ♪

Kitty: Steven has another father he doesn't even know about! Mayba a NICE father, maybe a SOBER father... well, maybe not ENTIRELY sober, because we know how THOSE people are!
[Shudders]