The Best That '70s Show, Season 6, Episode 3 Quotes

- Okay, fine.
- For the first time since his heart attack, your father and I are having intercourse.
- Sexy.
- Okay, let's get this over with.
- Happy birthday.

- That's a nice life.
- Red, I know what this is about.
- You're afraid of getting physical so soon after your heart attack.
- Kitty, you know I love what we do but am I willing to die for it?
- Now, you just relax. Nurse
- Kitty is here to take care of you.

- Hey, if you wanna be like
- Bogey, you gotta let her go.
- Only Bogey'll get another hot girl.
- You, I see Star Wars conventions and fat chicks.
- Hey, Bogey and I have more in common than you think.
- Of all the teenage burger hangouts in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine, only to walk right back out again.

- and got you something you can actually use.
- What is it?
- It's a knob for your new stereo.
- Wait, did you guys just take this off while I wasn't looking?
- Eric, there's an old saying.
- "Don't look a gift horse in the knob."
- And what happened to my
- Led Zeppelin eight-track?
- You mean gift number two.

- ♪ We did last week
- ♪ Not a thing to do
- ♪ But talk to you
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ We're all all right ♪
- Hello, Wisconsin!

- You should probably get going.
- Happy birthday, Eric.
- Donna, this is the nicest thing anyone's done for me all day.
- Make a wish.
- Oh, boy, do I smell cupcakes?

Fez: Eric, long distance doesn't work. Just like my girlfriend back home.
Eric: Fez, you have a girlfriend back home?
Fez: No, don't you listen? Long distance relationships don't work!

- Well, we're here for you.
- Here you go, dry your eyes.
- Thanks, you guys, I feel better.
- I think we all do.
- All right, buddy, come on.
- Let's get you to bed.
- Big boy, we're gonna tuck you in.
- All right, sleep tight, buddy.

Steven: How'd it go with Donna?
Eric: I ruined it. And I knew I was ruining it while I was ruining it. I just kept on ruining it. Now, Bogie... You know that... that guy knows how to let a woman go. "Here's lookin' at you, kid". I threw a toaster.

- You know, at least by Christmas.
- Oh, my God, you're such a loser.
- Donna.
- Here's looking at you, dork.
- What did you wanna tell me?
- Have a safe trip.
- Thanks.

- No, no, no! Why are you here?
- You can't be here!
- Oh, right, I'll go outside, then I'll come back, and you guys yell, "Surprise!" and I'll yell, "You got me!"
- Eric, honey, there's no party.
- What?
- How can there not be a party?
- Mom, what is more important than your only son's 18th birthday?

- But I still have to paint the heart over the "I".
- Out, go. Out, shoo.
- Oh, God! All right, Donna!
- Okay, you're all packed.
- I can't believe my baby's leaving.
- Well, hey,
- I'll still be around, sir.
- Why would I wanna pal around with you? All you did was dirty her up.

- I couldn't do it.
- I couldn't do it.
- This whole time I was thinking
- I was supposed to leave, and then when the time came to get on the bus, I couldn't do it.
- I'll figure college out later, all I know is I wanna stay here with you.
- Oh, my God. Donna, that's what I wished for.