The Best That '70s Show, Season 7, Episode 16 Quotes

- I'm what?
- Oh, dear.
- She's not so good.
- She's sweating like Muhammad Ali.
- Cut to her boobs.
- Who's directing this thing?

- Do you really think so?
- Yeah.
- I mean, jeez, look, at least you're doing something with your life.
- I have wasted an entire year.
- Eric, let me stop you right there.
- Okay? Since you were kind enough to cheer me up when my spirits were low,
- I'm gonna go. Thanks.

- Partly slutty with a chance of severe sluttiness.
- Angie, what the hell?
- Burn?
- Burn!
- Well, there you have it,
- America, your first televised burn.
- Up next, a hard-hitting segment called Girls With Mustaches.
- Don't touch that dial,
- Sherry Papadakis.

- So I said, "You got it, baby."
- So then, I went to get some ice cream, and then I went to play some Space Invaders, and then I came here to watch the show.
- I could never be on TV, unless it was Johnny Carson, because I have a very funny story about a Cheeto that looked just like Jesus.

- He guest-hosted. Shut up.
- Anyways, I'm gonna have my own show, just like Mary Tyler Moore.
- Oh, except I won't stop for commercials
- 'cause no one really wants to take a break from me.
- I don't know.
- That week you were in Florida, that was a nice, quiet week.