The Best That '70s Show, Season 7, Episode 17 Quotes

- Hello, Wisconsin!
- You know, Steven, it's great we can still hang out.
- We're kind of like Sonny and Cher.
- We're together even though we're broken up.
- I'm beautiful, you're weird-looking.
- Look, they're talking.
- Maybe we should...

- Hey, dude.
- What are you doing here, man?
- Leo, what are you doing here?
- It's like the universe wanted us to find each other, man.
- Yeah.
- So, do I know you, man?

- Okay, I haven't heard from him, and I'm starting to think that something bad happened to him.
- Red, we have to go look for him.
- Fine.
- Anything's better than this crap.
- Who wants to see monsters not get killed?

- So did I!
- Oh, it was just so wrong.
- Which is what made it so hot.
- So hot.
- Oh, Fez, you should have been there.
- Several times I was.

- Okay, we're going upstairs.
- Why?
- Uh, I just remembered that
- I can't be in the basement because I'm uncomfortable below sea level.
- That's the best you can come up with?
- Just say that we're going to take a shower.

- Oh! Hello, America, and welcome to Eric Forman's journey to happiness.
- Not to be mistaken with Eric
- Forman's journey to Fatso Burger, or Eric Forman's journey to pee behind the Piggly Wiggly, which you just saw earlier.
- I'll tell you, being on the road like this really makes you feel like a man.

- What? No.
- Fez, there are no unresolved feelings.
- Really? Then why are you so tense? Why is your foot tapping?
- Why is your foot tapping?
- Because I got rhythm, baby.
- I can never stop dancing entirely.