The Best That '70s Show, Season 7, Episode 19 Quotes

- Did you just take a shower here?
- No.
- Why are you wearing a towel?
- Because otherwise
- I'd be naked.

Eric: Okay, Fez, let me ask you a question. If you were choosing godparents, wouldn't you choose Donna and me?
Fez: Well, in my country we don't have godparents. If something happens to your parents? Tough crap, you're a bum. You Americans and your safety nets.

- Even when he's not here,
- I have to see his ass.
- I've seen it almost as many times as I've seen his face.
- Oh, look. Someone's coming in.
- Fez?
- Hey, Red, am I late for Perry
- Mason? Ooh! Who's that handsome...

- You spied on me?
- Yep, and I thought we could watch the tape, for the first time, together.
- Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
- Oh, guess what?
- Perry Mason wins.
- It's not if he wins, it's how.
- That's the magic, damn it.
- Oh, look, there's Michael.

- ♪ We did last week
- ♪ Not a thing to do
- ♪ But talk to you
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ We're all all right ♪
- Hello, Wisconsin!

- Kelso, I just can't believe you picked Hyde over me.
- I mean, what exactly was your criteria in choosing a godparent?
- I mean, was it the ability to shoplift a keg?
- My reasons are complicated.
- Complicated or stupid?
- There are elements of both.

- Down.
- But...
- Down.

- How the hell would you know that?
- The... Laurie always had such good posture.
- That indicates a quality mattress.
- What's wrong with your house, honey?
- It's not safe.
- If my brothers don't step on her, one of the dogs probably will.
- You have dogs?
- No, we don't know whose they are.

- Well, now that I think about it, some things do make more sense.
- Hey, man, where the hell are my keys?
- Oh, here they are.
- I just borrowed them, but I didn't make a copy.
- Why would you make a copy?
- Why would I borrow them?
- To make a copy?
- Why would I make a copy?
- Okay.