The Best That '70s Show, Season 7, Episode 21 Quotes

- especially since I was just about to sign your transcript, but I don't know, now it seems like I've lost my pen.
- You didn't lose...
- Okay, listen up.
- I wanna teach you all a little game. It's called Target.
- Ooh. What's Target?

- ♪ We did last week
- ♪ Not a thing to do
- ♪ But talk to you
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ We're all all right ♪
- Hello, Wisconsin!

- "There's an entire horse in my bed.
- "Why would you do this,
- Godfather. Why?"
- And then the horse says,
- "Let this be a warning."
- The horse doesn't talk, Kelso.
- Oh. I was thinking of Jaws.
- "Look at my jaw."
- Fez, you're up.

- Go.
- It's mine!
- I got here first, the room is mine.
- Gross! Old people sex!
- Red, you said you locked the door.
- Sorry, dudes.

- Wait, are you saying he's tricking me?
- Foreigners always lie.
- That's how the Indians tricked us into buying New Mexico.
- You boys are gonna need a plumber.
- I tried to flush your pillow down the toilet, it just wouldn't go.
- Ooh! Matches.

- Ooh, I'll be Miss Texas.
- That bitch always wins.
- Okay, the first event is the talent portion of the competition.
- Okay.
- Judges, I present you with a dramatic scene from the major motion picture
- The Godfather.

- All right? You know, all you gotta do is, you know, just go out with me on a date.
- Casey, I'm with Eric.
- Who?
- I'm not saying it again.
- Come on, one date.
- 'Cause I'm still trying to figure out why I ever broke up with a blonde.
- I was a redhead then.
- Man, I gotta start paying attention.