The Best That '70s Show, Season 8, Episode 21 Quotes

Steven: Yesterday, in the basement, I had the worst trip I've ever had!
Leo: Well I don't care how bad your trip was, you better have brought me a snow globe or something!

- No, it's a petting zoo.
- There's the goat, pony ride.
- Oh, there's the dumb ass!
- In here I built a whole workbench against this wall so there is plenty of space for all your tools.
- Actually I was thinking I could turn it into a yoga studio.
- Really, and I was thinking I could turn your ass into my foot studio.

- And these are the marks on the wall where we measured the kids' height when they were growing up.
- But you'll probably...
- You'll just paint over this.
- You unfeeling bastards! Yeah!
- You will get this house when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
- Oh, in fact, let me show you one more thing, the door!

- ♪ We did last week
- ♪ Not a thing to do
- ♪ But talk to you
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ We're all all right ♪
- Hello, Wisconsin!

House: [as Red shows them around] Is there a bathroom upstairs?
Reginald: [straightfaced] Naw, we just wizz off the roof.

- knowing he'd hurt the woman he loved.
- Oh.
- And you broke his heart.
- You disgust me!
- I frankly don't understand why any man would ever want to be with you!
- So, want to make out?

- I'm just sorry that it took me so long to figure that out.
- You really mean that?
- Of course!
- Fez, I want to be with you.
- And I'm so happy that we can finally be together.
- Wow!
- I've been waiting so long to hear those three words.

Leo: [Hyde re-joined the circle] Hyde, man, it's good to have you back. It's like they always say: "Hey, Leo, how's it going?"

- and the record store is closing.
- Your life is changing, man.
- See, it's not the circle that's the problem. It's that your life is crap.
- Oh, my God. I've been using sobriety as a crutch.
- I need help!
- We're here for you.
- Hold out your hands, man.

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, well. I gave it a shot.
- But you're making a big mistake, because I am the best thing that is ever going to happen to you!
- Really? Still nothing?
- So, friends then? All right.