The Best That '70s Show, Season 8, Episode 6 Quotes

Donna: Why would you even think I was cheating on Eric with Randy?
Steven: Oh, they had it on the highest authority: a fluid-filled plastic novelty ball from Parker Bros.

Steven: If you guys wanna sit here acting immature and childish, go ahead! I'm gonna go drive my car through some big puddles and splash some old people.

- And if you need anything from me, you know where I'll be.
- Thanks, Fez.

Fez: I can make a sexual innuendo out of anything. Try me.
Jackie: Ummmm, stove.
Fez: 'Boy, I'd like to cook something on *her* stove'. See? Anything!
Jackie: [later] Fez, we need to write Eric a letter telling him what is going on between Donna and Randy.
Fez: Yeah. Then Eric is gonna come home, kick Randy's ass, and then whisk Donna off to someplace sexy. Like the garage.
Jackie: What? How is the garage sexy?
Fez: Well, I'd like to park my car in *her* garage!

- Will you just drop it?
- No. Not until you tell us when Eric is coming home.
- What? He is not coming home.
- Eric broke up with me.
- Yes!
- Is not what you say when you hear that news.

- I'll take a drink.
- Sorry. This round is for men who fought for Uncle Sam.
- Not spent the war hiding in their Uncle Sam's house.
- Hey, man, even if he didn't see action, he still deserves a drink.
- All right, fine.
- Bartender, one Shirley Temple!

Red: How much would you charge to take pictures of my veterans reunion?
Leo: 100 bucks.
Steven: How about 75?
Leo: 50 bucks, and that's my final offer!
Steven: [In an aside to Red] And if you barter with him when you get there, you can probably end up making 10 bucks.
Leo: 15!

Jackie: When Michael was cheating on me, I was devastated. But, eventually, I learned that the saying is true: 'It's better to have loved and lost than to be butt-ugly'.

- ♪ We did last week
- ♪ Not a thing to do
- ♪ But talk to you
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ We're all all right
- ♪ Hello, Wisconsin! ♪

Jackie: My Magic Eightball said it was a good idea, and that thing's right, like, one out of six times - which is pretty good for a ball!

- So he decided, for the both of us, that we should move on.
- So, I guess we moved on.
- You all right?
- Yeah. I will be.
- Eventually.
- Well, if you need anything, you know where I'll be.
- Thanks, Hyde.