The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 10, Episode 11 Quotes

Althea: Now, I see three of you. Do we know the father, or is this some "Mama Mia" nonsense?

- We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion of your birthday festivities.
- Is that okay?
- I didn't put on my come-hither plaid pj's for nothing.
- You hate scotch tape, but you love scotch plaid.
- You are a mystery.

Amy: [about soon-to-be-born Halley Wolowitz] She's supposed to ruin their sex life, not mine.

Penny: Does the baby have a name yet?
Howard: We, hah, named her Halley.
Leonard: Ohhh.
Penny: Oh, like Halley's comet.
Howard: Exactly. Also like the comet Bernadette said she's not going to have sex with me for another seventy-five years.

[first lines]
Howard: Oh, man, this is really happening. You doing OK?
Bernadette: Here comes another contraction.
Stuart: Let's pick it up!
Raj: All right, hold on. I'm going to drive like we do in India.
[rolls down the window, honks and yells]
Raj: Get out of the way, you syphilitic dogs!
Howard: Stop that. This isn't India.
Raj: Fine. What do one point three billion people know about having babies?
Howard: Sorry, I know you were just trying to help.
[to Bernadette]
Howard: I love you.
Raj: I love you too; we're good.

[last lines]
Amy: Wow, that was quite a day.
Sheldon: It was. Bernadette had her baby; I made it to wizarding world, and now it is time to complete your birthday celebration.
[waves wand]
Sheldon: Hankius pankius.
Amy: I was afraid you'd be too tired.
Sheldon: Amy, I just saw a magic train, and reported somebody for cutting the line. If that's not foreplay, I don't know what is.

- and now it is time to complete your birthday celebration.
- Hankius-pankius.
- I was afraid you'd be too tired.
- Amy, I just saw a magic train and reported somebody for cutting the line.
- If that's not foreplay,
- I don't know what is.

Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it, but touching Scotch Tape gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.

- It's fun to think about.
- I wonder which one's halley.
- It's kind of hard to see the names.
- Mmm. That one kind of looks like Bernadette.
- They all look the same to me.
- Guys, she's my goddaughter.
- I think I'll know when I see her.

Sheldon: Earlier tonight, things began organically and now it's feeling forced, like all the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.

- Get out of the way, you syphilitic dogs!
- Stop that, this isn't India.
[Scoffs] Fine.
- What do 1.3 billion people know about having babies?
- Sorry, I know you're just trying to help.
- I love you.
- I love you, too. We're good.

Sheldon: It's not just an MRI. The orbitofrontal cortex is lit up because I was thinking of you.