The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 10, Episode 18 Quotes

Sheldon: I spoke with Leonard's mother and she made me feel better.
Leonard: I don't know who you talked to but that wasn't my mother.

Sheldon: Beverly, do you have time? Leonard tells me that you're busy.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: Oh, I just say that because he prattles.

[Sighs] Don't do that, we'll make up the couch for you, and figure out something in the morning.
- Thank you.
- Come on,
- I'll get you some sheets, and then we'll see if I can beat my high score on the blood pressure machine.
- Never should've had all these kids so close together.

Penny: We're happy to have you.
Raj: Thank you, but how do I know you're not saying that just to be nice?
Penny: You actually paid for that haircut?
Raj: That'll do it.

Howard: You have a Raj, I have a Stuart, maybe we could take them to the park, let 'em run together.
Leonard: I don't know. Yours looks like he has worms.

Leonard: [reading a note from Raj] p.s. Cinnamon's with me, but if you feel like messing with Sheldon, tell him she's loose in the building.

Raj: I have a PHD in astrophysics.
Stuart: Great. It'll be easier for you to look up at the stars without a roof over your head.

Amy: No! No Hulk, no Batman, no life-size statues!
Sheldon: Boy, I'm starting to think you didn't mean it when you said you wanted to spruce up the place.

Amy: He's getting better with dogs. Last week, he took a picture with Pluto at Disneyland.
Sheldon: If real dogs gave out buttons, I'd like them too.

[first lines]
Leonard: Aw, man, did you see this post from Raj?
Penny: What? Is it another video of him and his dog lady-and-the-tramping some spaghetti?
Leonard: No, he can't afford his apartment, and he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live. I want to say India, but it seems mean.
[cut to Howard chuckling as Bernadette gets into bed with him]
Bernadette: What's so funny?
Howard: Raj is looking for a cheap place to live, and I wrote India.
Bernadette: Don't post that. Be supportive.
Howard: Maybe you should be supportive of my hilarious jokes. Fine, what should we do?
Bernadette: We're smart; I'm sure we can think of something.
Howard: Want to let him live here?
Bernadette: Oh, we're smarter than that.
[Cut to Sheldon and Amy in bed]
Sheldon: I know our apartment is small, but I think we could make room.
Amy: No! We are not getting a life-size Spider-Man statue!

- I appreciate it, but I think staying with Leonard and penny makes more sense for everyone.
- Then it's settled.
- And just so you know, it's only temporary,
- I'm not gonna get too comfortable.
- Good, nobody needs a mooch living in their house forever.
- Hey, that's no way to talk about your baby.

Raj: How's the bathroom situation with Penny? Is there hair everywhere? Does she use your loofah?
Leonard: I don't have a loofah.
Raj: Well, you can't use mine, so don't ask.

Sheldon: Penny, this flyer came in the mail and is addressed to "occupant". I'm not sure if it's for you or me.
Penny: What's it for?
Sheldon: Uh, roof cleaning.
Penny: It's yours.

[last lines]
Sheldon: D'you know what? I'm proud of us. Yeah, with Penny and Leonard taking in Raj and Stuart living with Howard and Bernadette, we're the only couple of our social group who doesn't need to fill the holes in their relationship with a third party.
Amy: [flatly] Yup, we're killing it.
[Sheldon looks over at a life-size statue of Batman]

- You know what, I'm proud of us.
- You know, with penny and Leonard taking in raj, and Stuart living with Howard and Bernadette, we're the only couple of our social group who doesn't need to fill the holes in their relationship with a third party.
- Yeah, we're killing it.

Leonard: You are not a burden. We want you to come back and stay with us.
Raj: But I also upset Sheldon, and he's not going to want to come over if I'm there.
Penny: More reasons for you to stay.

Sheldon: ...Penny would be the entrée, Leonard is basically a cheese course, and because I love you so much, you're dessert.
Amy: I wanna say "aww", but I"m gonna say "eww".

Leonard: [about Raj] We do have Sheldon's old room. If her really needs a place to stay, I guess we should offer it to him.
Penny: You're a good friend.
Leonard: Am I still a good friend if I wait and hope that Howard offers him a place to live first?
Penny: You're an even better husband.

- That sounds awful.
- Let's hope he thinks so too.
- For the last time, no hqu, no Batman, no life-size statues.
- Wow.
- I'm starting to think you didn't mean it when you said you wanted to spruce up the place.

Amy: There are a lot of memories wrapped up in that room for me too. The first time you told me you loved me was in that room.
Sheldon: Wrong. We were standing outside my room in the hallway.
Amy: And there's the love of which I speak.

Leonard: That was just because my mother got in my head. It's like being possessed, but instead of Satan it's... it- actually it's the same thing.

Penny: You didn't do anything. It's Sheldon.
Leonard: "You didn't do anything. It's Sheldon." That'd make a nice needlepoint pillow.

Sheldon: It's Raj and his attack tribble.

Sheldon: Beverly, you know I hold you in high esteem. Could you please skip the part where you pretend not to know the answer and get to the part where you tell me the answer?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: Very well, but if you don't mind, I would like to pause for effect.
[pause]
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: Now...