The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 10, Episode 3 Quotes

Bernadette: Once I was supposed to babysit my brothers, our neighbor found them naked in the backyard eating crickets.
Raj: Happy and well-fed. You see, that's what I'm taking from that story.

[first lines]
Howard: It's pretty late. Think I've got time to run some more simulation on the cooling system?
Leonard: Sure. I'm still figuring out the thermal-acoustic expander.
Sheldon: Well, while you do that I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid through my brain cells to remove the metabolic byproducts of the day's thoughts.
Howard: What?
Sheldon: It's called sleep, and it's my bedtime. Nighty-night, y'all.
Howard: Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.
Leonard: We only have two months to deliver this to the Air Force because of you.
Sheldon: I know.
[yawning]
Sheldon: I was there.
Howard: Look, wake up! We're going to put in a lot of late nights.
Sheldon: How late?
Howard: Well, I don't know. Midnight. One.
Sheldon: One o'clock! I'm not a raccoon.
Howard: If you're tired, have some coffee.
Sheldon: Wu- you have some coffee!
Howard: I am having coffee!
Howard: And look how irritable it's making you!
Leonard: Guys! We're not going to get anything done if we start fighting. Now, can you please try to soldier through?
Sheldon: Fine.

Bernadette: I don't even know where to begin.
Raj: Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says, "Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start."
Bernadette: Huh. I was gonna start at the end, thank God you're here.

Raj: I'm calling my dad, OK?. He's got experience dealing with pregnant ladies because he's an OB/GYN. And experience with crazy ladies because of my mom.

Howard: [about Sheldon] Well, this probably won't work, but has anyone ever tried to just haul off and whup the crazy out of him?
Leonard: That's not helpful. It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.

Penny: So Amy's cool, Sheldon's cool. Tell me about Leonard.
Bert: Who?
Penny: Leonard Hofstadter.
Bert: Oh, him. I guess he's alright. Apparently, he tricked some hot girl into marrying him.

- I am having coffee!
- And look how irritable it's making you!
- Guys!
- We're not gonna get anything done if we start fighting.
- Now, can you please try to soldier through?
[Sighs] Fine.

Bert: Could you not say anything about this to the people at the University? You know, 'cause you're you and I'm me, and it's kind of embarrassing.
Penny: What do you mean she's her?
Bert: Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?
Penny: No!
Bert: Oh, yeah, everybody thinks so.
Penny: What? You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?
Amy: I'm sure it's just 'cause I'm dating Sheldon.
Bert: Hm, actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating *you*.
Penny: Now Sheldon's popular? What is happening?

Sheldon: Superheroes take performance-enhancing chemicals?
The: You bet.
The: You know why Hulk is so strong?
The: Steroids.
The: You know why Batman wanders around at night getting into fights?
The: Scotch.

- to beat the commies.
- Thanks for understanding, sir.
- Yes, thank you so much.
- We, we really appreciate it.
Leonard: All right, pressure's off.
Howard: [Sighs] Wanna see a movie?
Sheldon: Popcorn's on me.

[Groans] There's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.
- How can you be embarrassed around me?
- I'm gonna be in the room with you when you give birth.
- I don't think you are.
- You didn't think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning, yet here I am.

Bernadette: Sorry I flipped out on you; I think it's just hormones.
Raj: I think you were mean before you were pregnant, but it's fine.

Bert: It makes sense you two are friends. I mean, hot girls always stick together.
Amy: And you thought this wasn't going to be a great party.
Penny: You know, I had no idea Cal Tech is *exactly* like my high school.
Amy: Well, it's not *exactly* like it. We're all extremely smart.
Penny: Wow, you popular girls are mean.

Leonard: Listen to me. We can't do anything until you do your part. So get up in front of this whiteboard and do it!
Sheldon: I can't.
Leonard: Yes, you can.
Sheldon: No, I can't figure out the math. I've been wracking my brain for days. I've got nothing.
Leonard: Seriously?
Sheldon: I can't do it. I'm not as smart as I think I am. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.

- Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better.
- I had my first energy drink and I feel great.
- Hey, you guys wanna wrestle?
- We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo.
- Nah, we're not fat enough or wearing diapers.
- You wanted him awake.

- We can't do this without you.
- Can you please pull it together?
- I'm sorry, yes, of course.
- Thank you.
- Just please bear with me if I display symptoms of caffeine withdrawal.
- No worries.

[last lines]
Howard: Sir, we've hit a bit of a snag. We're already behind schedule.
Sheldon: The computations required to overcome the deployability issues are more significant than we thought.
Leonard: I understand that we're under contract, and I don't know what the consequences of violating that are but, um, we're not going to be able to deliver in the time we promised.
Colonel: How long do you need?
Howard: W- w- we're thinking... two years.
Colonel: All right.
Howard: Huh, that's it? You're OK with that?
Colonel: Tscha. Well, you think you're the first contractor who isn't going to deliver on time? Still waiting for a big space laser Reagan ordered to beat the commies.
Leonard: Thanks for understanding, sir.
Howard: Yes, thank your so much.
Sheldon: We, we really appreciate it.
[they leave, but the Colonel hears them talking in the hall]
Leonard: All right, pressure's off.
Howard: Want to see a movie?
Sheldon: Popcorn's on me.

Sheldon: Interesting fact about the rectum.

- I don't think I can go much longer.
- It's been three and a half minutes, wake up.