The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 10, Episode 4 Quotes

Amy: If you don't want to snuggle, fine, but we're not building a pillow wall.
Sheldon: But, uh, well uh, I am sorry; I am just worried that my sensitivity to temperature could make this a rough night. And no offence, but your bottom radiates enough heat I'm surprised there aren't iguanas lying on it.

Amy: Sheldon, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the scientist in you. Given the five-week end-date, isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment and collect data on our compatibility?
Sheldon: Don't try luring me in with sexy talk.
Leonard: Okay, Star Trek the Original Series. The Starship Enterprise was on a five year mission to explore new worlds. Think of this as your personal five week mission to do the same.
Sheldon: Now, if you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.
[Leonard smiles smugly]
Penny: Don't be proud of that.

- pulling rainbow scarves out of his fly.
- But, how delightful was it when I pulled out a bouquet at the end of those scarves?
- It'll be the same thing when the doctor pulls a beautiful surprise out of you.
- Everyone said I could do better.
- Yeah, but you didn't listen, and presto-chango my baby's inside you. Ta-da.

Amy: Comfy?
Sheldon: [referring to Penny's bed] Oh, I'm just happy I don't know what this memory foam remembers.

Amy: I'm so sore; I don't think I slept two minutes last night.
Penny: [Penny grins] Yeah, get it, girl.
Amy: It's not what you think.
Leonard: [Leonard enters] I feel like I pulled something. Why didn't you tell me to stop?
Penny: Even more not what you think.

[first lines]
Amy: And there was water everywhere; it was such a mess.
Leonard: That stinks; how long are you out of the apartment?
Amy: About five weeks.
Penny: Ugh, did you lose anything valuable?
Amy: Well, the pipe was over my closet, so all my clothes are gone.
Penny: Oh, so nothing. Great. Do they know why the pipe burst?
Amy: They didn't say.
Leonard: Buildings that have a combination of copper and galvanized steel are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion caused by the mobility of ions in the water.
[the girls stare at him]
Leonard: Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.

Raj: I have to say, I am happy with your OBGYN.
Howard: Cool, cause she said you're doing a great job as "weird friend who doesn't have to be in every appointment".
Raj: I'm the son of a gynecologist. I could be helpful.
Bernadette: It would help if you stop telling me I have a textbook cervix.
Raj: The polite response is "Thank you for noticing."

- so the word inconvenience has really lost all meaning.
- So, technically I'd be moving in with my boyfriend?
- I guess so. And I finally get to live alone with my husband.
- Oh, my, this is a big step.
- Mmm-hmm. For two of us, it's in the right direction.
- Why are you all smiling like crazy people?

Penny: So what do you wanna do?
Leonard: [Takes off his shirt] I know exactly what we're gonna do.
Penny: Really? You're a genius and that's the first thing you come up with?
Leonard: Hey, Sheldon's not here, so we're going to put on some music and dance in our underwear.
Penny: Ugh, can't we just have sex?
Leonard: Don't worry. Once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.
[Drops his pants and dances to Chuck Berry's "C'est la Vie"]
Penny: Inevitable, you say?
Leonard: I'll just let my hips do the talking.

- I know exactly what we are gonna do.
- Really? You're a genius and that's the first thing you come up with?
- Hey, Sheldon's not here, so we are going to put on music and dance in our undennear.
- Ugh! Can we just have sex?
- Oh, don't worry, once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.

Sheldon: You know, historically, I don't do well with change.
Penny: Okay, it won't be that bad. We wouldn't even sit in your spot while you're gone.
Sheldon: You're darn right, you wouldn't. No matter where I am, this will always be my spot. Like an embassy in a foreign country, this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.

Sheldon: What if living together kills the romance?
Penny: OK; you guys had sex one whole time; nothing can put out a fire like that.

Amy: You sure that's not an inconvenience?
Penny: No, not at all.
Leonard: And we live with Sheldon, so the word inconvenience has really lost all meaning.

- What are you doing down there?
- Hang on.
- Who are you calling?

Sheldon: Like an embassy in a foreign country, this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.

Sheldon: Yes. I accept this five-week mission to share a living space with my girlfriend.
Amy: Oh, this is so exciting!
Sheldon: Well, now don't be surprised if like Star Trek, it's canceled in three.

- Well, for science, maybe I will!
- Yeah, for science, maybe you should!
- Fine! Good!
- Fine! Great!
- You wanna go to our place and make out?
- Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?
- The new neighbors are weird.

Amy: You've been Sheldon's roommate since forever. Do you have any advice?
Leonard: I'm trying to think of an answer that won't stop you from doing this.

- I'll just let my hips do the talking.
- Screw it, I'm calling and finding out.
- Good, call him.
- Wait, I'm not sure I wanna know.
- But, you just said you wanted to know.
- Well, now I don't know if I wanna know!
- Hello?
- Call you back.
- No, Dr. Feynman, if I solve it for you, you'll never learn.

- Harr...
- Harr...
- I told you not to do the worm.
[Wheezing] You were right.
- Hello?
Bernadette: I changed my mind, hang up, hang up!

[last lines]
Sheldon: How dare you!
Amy: Oh, you heard me. Your experimental bone fides are laughable;
Sheldon: Whoa, now you're making fun of my bone fides!
Amy: Can't make fun of something that's a null set.
Penny: Feel like I should say 'damn',
Leonard: Do it.
Penny: Daaaaaamn!
Sheldon: Weh, if you are so protective of the scientific method, perhaps we should use the next five weeks to finish what we started!
Amy: Well, for science, maybe I will!
Sheldon: For science, maybe you should!
Amy: Fine!
Sheldon: Fine!
Amy: Good!
Sheldon: Great!
Amy: Do you want to go to our place and make out?
Sheldon: Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?
[they storm out]
Penny: The new neighbors are weird.

Sheldon: Enjoy having the place to yourselves.
Leonard: You enjoy your mission to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Sheldon: It's Penny's bedroom; plenty of men have gone before.
Penny: Now, now, there's no need to make this emotional.