The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 4, Episode 21 Quotes

Bernadette: I totally want to see Sheldon dance. I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.

Sheldon: It's hard to say no to Yoo-Hoo. The name literally beckons.

Amy: Would you like to come in for a nightcap?
Sheldon: If you're referring to the beverage, you know I don't drink. If you're referring to the hat you don while wearing a night shirt and holding a candle, I have one.

Amy: Fair warning: we can get crazy.
Bernadette: Yeah. Last week, we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons.
Sheldon: Really, Amy? Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?
Amy: [to Penny] Why did you bring him? He's harshing my buzz.

Amy: You smell like baby powder.
Sheldon: It's talc. But as that's the primary ingredient in baby powder, I understand your confusion.
Amy: Oh, I'm not confused at all. You're like a sexy toddler.
Sheldon: I don't know how to process that.

Amy: How come, if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night?
Sheldon: What's 16 times 14?
Amy: My burps taste like cranberry juice.
Sheldon: And there's your answer.

- This is Greek food?
- Leonard, you hate Greek food.
- Not as much as you.
- Fine. I'm nothing if not adaptable.
- I got you the lamb kabob.
- Thank you.

[last lines]
Amy: [yells at her screeching monkey] They were out of menthol; get off my back!
[to Sheldon]
Amy: It's not easy living with a temperamental little primate.
Leonard: [off-screen] C'mon, Priya, just admit I embarrass you!
Sheldon: You're preaching to the choir, sister.

- Muy caliente, Sheldon!
- Care to dance?
- Oh, I'm sorry, I'm engaged.
- How about you?
- Oh, what the hell.
- Ooh!

Sheldon: Do you remember what happened to the alien, played by talented character actor Frank Gorshin, in the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"?
Leonard: Uh, Captain Kirk activated the self-destruct sequence and threatened to blow up the Enterprise and kill them both unless he gave in?
Sheldon: Affirmative. Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Activate self-destruct sequence. Code 1-1-A-2-B.

- Come on, you can't wait two minutes?
- Oh, Leonard, let the man pee.
- Penny? Penny?
- Penny?
- What?
- Move. Move. Move!

Sheldon: I have to skip the chit-chat. Emergency.
Leonard: What kind of emergency?
Sheldon: Mathematical. 32 ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder.

- Yes, dirty.
- Dirty... dirty... dirty.
- Which brings me to our next order of business.
- Fascinating.
- I hope you don't take what I'm about to do as a comment on what we just did.

Sheldon: When challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. That's a little outside my comfort zone.

Sheldon: In the South, preadolescent children are forced through a process called cotillion, which indoctrinates them with all the social graces and dance skills needed to function in 18th century Vienna.

Leonard: [as Sheldon counts down the "self destruct sequence"] It's blackmail!
Priya: We give up.
Leonard: This is ridiculous.
[unplugs the laptop]
Sheldon: It's a laptop with a full charge. Honestly, what do you see in him?

Sheldon: Unless Leonard signs the new agreement in the next 41 seconds, this computer will send an email to your parents in India, saying that you're in a secret relationship with the whiter-than-marshmallow-fluff Leonard Hofstadter.

Amy: I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Sheldon: Good morning, Amy.
Amy: It most assuredly is not.
Sheldon: Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea, and shame?
Amy: Yes. I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage. What happened last night?
Sheldon: Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
Amy: Sheldon.
Sheldon: All right. Last night, you gave me some excellent advice regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me, and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes, following which you passed out on your bathroom floor. I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow, set your oven clock to the correct time because it was driving me crazy, and I left.
Amy: Okay... I don't really know where we go from here.
Sheldon: I suggest we treat our relationship as if it were a crashed computer and restore it to the last point we both agree it worked.

Leonard: No offense, but shower sex with you is now the second best thing that's happened today.

Sheldon: This is Greek food? Leonard, you hate Greek food.
Leonard: Not as much as you.
Sheldon: fine. I'm nothing if not adaptable.
Leonard: I got you the lamb kabob.
Sheldon: Thank you.
[Sheldon takes a bite and begins to chew vigorously]
Sheldon: If you think about it, Greek food isn't that far from Italian food. They share a spice palette.
[Chews]
Sheldon: And what a civilization is the Greeks'.
[Chews some more]
Sheldon: They gave us science, democracy... and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.
[Spits out kabob]

Leonard: Top of her class, Cambridge University. Licensed to practice law in three countries and your face.

Sheldon: Count, the 2nd: The accused exceeded the agreed upon occupancy of the shower, to wit, one, unless we are under attack by water-soluble aliens.

- I saved a nun's life.
- Why am I being punished?
- Take us someplace we can waltz.
- Where you can what?
- Waltz. It's a social dance from Austria choreographed to a three-four time signature.

Sheldon: You may have gone to Cambridge, but I am an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

[first lines]
Sheldon: Leonard, are you in the shower?
Leonard: I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!
Sheldon: I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Moot! Rendered unimportant by recent events!
Leonard: I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!

Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb. Congratulations, pizza night will now be at your apartment. Order one.
Penny: I'm sorry, honey, I'm meeting Amy and Bernadette for dinner. You're welcome to tag along.
Sheldon: A girl's night? Oh, I don't know if I'm up for an evening talking about rainbows, unicorns, and menstrual cramps.
Penny: Okay, suit yourself. We'll probably be trashing Priya a little.
Sheldon: Shotgun!

- Give him what he wants or we're done.
- Three.
- Really?
- Two.
- Okay, I'll sign it!
- Self-destruct sequence aborted.
- You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

Priya: Section 7 here, on the right to enter the bathroom in emergency situations is not specific as to what constitutes and emergency.
Sheldon: That's ridiculous. A bathroom emergency is self-explanatory.
Priya: Is it? If Leonard forgot to trim his nose hair, could he barge in while you were showering?
Sheldon: Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short, nobody can see up there.

- Oh, waltz.
- Here we go.
- What happened to you?