The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 6, Episode 10 Quotes

Howard: Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.
Mr. Rostenkowski: You're an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she's only four feet tall.

Howard: So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. How was it?
Mrs. Rostenkowski: It was good.
Howard: [to Mike Rostenkowski] Had no idea you were the chatty one.

- Now pick one up.
- Really?
- You're gonna have to do it when you're fishing.
- Okay.
- What are you waiting for?
- I don't know.
- For them to die of natural causes?
- Just pick up a worm and put him on this hook.
- Fine. Ahem.

[first lines]
Sheldon: Is anyone else troubled by the Spiderman theme song?
Leonard: Why would it trouble you? It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song.
Sheldon: It is. It's right behind
[sings]
Sheldon: "Doo doo doo dod-doo, Inspecor gadget" and
[sings]
Sheldon: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes on a half shell."
Sheldon: Turtle power!

- But right now there's a dad that wants to take you on a fishing trip.
- You're right. Ugh. I should do this.
- Great. Ahem. Here you go.
- Now what you do is, you stick your thumb down its throat, grab the guts and pull.
- Here we go.
- Oh, look, it's a female.
- You can see all the eggs.

Raj: Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies.
Howard: It's heebie-jeebies.
Raj: I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. Anyway, I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. The theme, movies that killed their franchises.
Leonard: Ohhh, like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1.
Raj: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it.

Penny: Step one: worms.
Howard: Ewww.
Penny: Okay, right there, "ewww" is one of the things you're not gonna want to say in front of your father-in-law. It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away".

- But our relationship agreement clearly states...
- When one of us is sick, the other must take care of them.
- Oh. I see the confusion.
- The intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill.
- When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny.
- Never mind. Good night, Sheldon.

- Amy? Amy? Amy?
- I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this.
- And, additionally, you are my girlfriend and I care about your well-being.
- Thank you, Sheldon.
- You're welcome.
- Now let's get this over with.

Amy: I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral.
Sheldon: You're sick? You poor kid. Well, see ya.
Amy: Sheldon. Aren't you going to take care of me?
Sheldon: Me? No. No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Amy: But our relationship agreement clearly states that when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them.
Sheldon: Oh. I see the confusion. No, the intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill. When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny.

Amy: [Sheldon spanks Amy] Oh my.
[giggles]
Sheldon: Excuse me. You're not supposed to be enjoying this.
Amy: Then maybe you should spank me harder.
Sheldon: Maybe I will.
[spanks her again]
Amy: Woo hoo!

- I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you...
- And apply vaporub to your chest.
- You wanna rub something on my chest?
- Yes. All over it.
- Ahem. Maybe we should start with that.
- Now you're being a responsible patient.

Sheldon: You know, it's a tad old-school, but my father was not one to spare the rod when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.
Amy: Are you saying you want to spank me?

- Sadly, yes. Amy's taking me to a memorial service.
- It's for one of her colleagues who is of Asian descent...
- So my planned conversational gambit is to casually remark...
- That no matter how deep they dig his grave, he'll never make his way back to China.
- That should lighten the mood.
- What can I say, I put the "fun" in funeral.

- So how have you been?
- Fine.
- Fine is good.

Sheldon: I'm going to draw you a soothing bath. Where's your bath thermometer?
Amy: I don't have a bath thermometer.
Sheldon: Fine. Then I'm going to draw you a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.

- I don't wanna disturb the people next door while you discipline me.
- Very well, then.
- Get over my knee. Let's begin.
- Oh, my.
- Excuse me. You're not supposed to be enjoying this.
- Then maybe you should spank me harder.
- Maybe I will.

Amy: Sheldon. This isn't helping. Why don't you just let me get some rest?
Sheldon: Well, how can you sleep? I'm not done making you feel better. I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you, and apply Vaporub to your chest.
Amy: Y-You- You want to rub something on my chest?
Sheldon: Yes. All over it.
Amy: [coughs] Maybe we should start with that.
Sheldon: Now you're being a responsible patient. Now, you may notice some tingling.
Amy: Oh, I'm counting on it.

Howard: Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike.
Mr. Rostenkowski: That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.
Howard: Great couple o' gals.
Mr. Rostenkowski: I wouldn't go that far.