The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 7, Episode 8 Quotes

Leonard: If I take off this sweater, Sheldon wins!
Penny: Sweetie, every night you don't kill him in his *sleep* he wins.

Leonard: Why isn't this bothering you? Isn't your brain getting itchy? This is on your card. This could be ruining your credit score. Why isn't this making you crazy?
Sheldon: Leonard. I have something to tell you, but I want you to promise not to flip out.
Leonard: Yeah, what?
Sheldon: Seven years ago I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I was going to mention it at the time, but then I thought someday this might be a teachable moment.
Leonard: Ahhh! I... You... Ah... WHAT?
Amy: Sheldon, that was diabolical.
Sheldon: I know. And it wasn't easy. Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years and never know if your going to finally get satisfaction?
[Amy just stares]

Penny: Hi. Can I start off with something to drink?
Lucy: Oh, water would be great.
Penny: Okay. Um, you're Lucy, right? I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's. Actually, Amy recognized you.
Lucy: Wow, how's he doing?
Penny: Oh, you know. He's good.
Lucy: Great.
Penny: Yeah. This is none of my business, but why did you break up with him in an email?
Lucy: Um, I don't know. I guess I thought it would be easier.
Penny: Yeah, I get that. I'll go get you your water. When you say easier, you mean easier for you, right? Cause it certainly didn't make it easier for him.
Lucy: Any chance I can get a different waitress?
Penny: I'm sorry, this is rude of me. I will get you that water. See, see, see, see. Just now, you expressed your feelings to my face. How come you could do that with me but not with Raj?
Lucy: I don't know your email.
Penny: You know what the worst part is? You're sitting here perfectly happy and he's at home a blubbering mess.
Lucy: I thought you said he was OK.
Penny: Well, I also said I was getting you water, but look at me. Still standing here. You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person. Now, want to hear the special?

Penny: Smile.
Leonard: What is that, what is that for?
Penny: So you can send it to Princeton and get your money back.

Leonard: I forgot about this; my aunt made if for me when I started college.
[holds up bright red sweater]
Penny: Awwww, did she hate you?
Leonard: Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite.

Howard: You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India?
Raj: No. Oh, is he anything like Munmun the Mongoose? He taught us not to play with cobras.
Howard: You have to be taught not to play with cobras?
Raj: You have to be taught not to burn down the forest?

[first lines]
Penny: Hey, could I ask you a question?
Leonard: Sure.
Leonard: You've had this dartboard since I've known you, but I've never seen you play.
Leonard: Oh,uh, we played. Once. I broke a window.
Penny: What window?
Leonard: [pointing more than ninety degrees from the board] That one over there.

Raj: What is wrong with you, Penny?

- Seven years ago,
- I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it.
- What?
- I was going to mention it at the time, but then I thought, some day, this might be a teachable moment.

- I don't get it.
- You didn't have smokey the bear in India?
- No. Oh, is he anything like mun-mun the mongoose?
- He taught us not to play with cobras.
- You had to be taught not to play with cobras?
- You had to be taught not to burn down the forest?

Sheldon: And second, you completely disregard how uncomfortable unresolved issues are for me. It-it's like a, an itch in my brain I can't scratch.

- You know what the worst part is?
- You're sitting here, perfectly happy and he's at home, a blubbering mess.
- Oh, I thought you said he was okay.
- I also said I was getting you water, but look at me still standing here.
- You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person.
- Now, you want to hear the specials?

- Maybe I purchased a book entitled, don't sweat the small stuff and I followed its wise suggestions, one of which was: Stop and smell the flowers.
- Seriously?
- Please.
- Haha!

Penny: Oh my God! Is that sweater made of bees?

Leonard: How about that! Sheldon's being reasonable.
Penny: Yeah, it's freaking me out; I'm going to go.

Howard: [Leonard is scratching his itchy sweater] So you can never take it off?
Leonard: No.
Raj: Not even to sleep?
Leonard: No.
Howard: So you're just an idiot.
Leonard: It's called proving a point.
Howard: Is the point you're an idiot?

Bernadette: If this girl hurt you so much, are you sure you want to see her again?
Howard: If I may, he has so little self-respect and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection, that she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed and post the video to YouTube and he'd still buy her flowers and ask her to be his bride.
Raj: He's right.

- It's okay. I have no morals, and I'm desperately lonely.
- I'll be the other man if you want a little something-something on the side.
- What is wrong with you?!
- What is wrong with you?!
- What is wrong with you?!

- And you're going to stay calm?
- I said I would.
- How about that?
- Sheldon's being reasonable.
- Yeah, it's freaking me out.
- I'm gonna go.
Raj: [theme song plays] R

[last lines]
Lizzy: [in restaurant, yelling at Raj] What is wrong with you?
Penny: [in her doorway, yelling at Raj] What is wrong with you?
Raj: [in his apartment, yelling at himself in mirror] What is wrong with you?

Raj: How are you?
Lucy: I'm pretty good. Listen, I just wanted to apologize for breaking up with you in an email.
Raj: And I ate all the crumb cake. We both make mistakes.
Lucy: Okay.
Raj: I'm so happy you asked me here and I hope we can hang out again sometime. You know, as friends... love making partners, whatever.
Lucy: Oh... um. I'm kind of seeing someone.
Raj: I think I know the answer to this, but to be clear; it's not me, right?