The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 8, Episode 14 Quotes

Amy: I remember when I had no friends. I miss those days.

Sheldon: I've never thought I'd ever get the chance to give you this. Good job.
[Puts a sticker on Leonard's shirt]
Leonard: You're giving me a sticker?
Sheldon: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten that says "Me-wow!"
Leonard: I'm not a kindergardner.
Sheldon: All right, I'll take it back.
Leonard: Hey, I earned this, back off!

Raj: I hate how mean everyone is on the internet.
Howard: The anonimity makes people feel they can say things they'd never say to someone's face.
Sheldon: That's funny. I never have any trouble saying what I think to someone's face.
Leonard: Really? I never noticed that about you.

- Good job.
- You're giving me a sticker.
- Not just a sticker.
- It's a sticker of a kitty saying "mee-wow."
- I'm not a preschooler.
- Fine, I'll take it back.
- I earned this. Back off.

Leonard: You worked out all the math?
Sheldon: I did more than work out the math. I wrote a paper.
Leonard: You wrote a paper on my idea?
Sheldon: I wrote a paper on our idea.
Leonard: Since when is it our idea?
Sheldon: Since I added some Sheldony goodness and baked it in the E-Z Bake Oven of my mind.

- He looked deeply into her eyes and whispered: 'There is no future without you.' he pulled her in close.
- She began to tremble all over.
- She felt his warm breath..."
- You will not believe what Stephen Hawking...
- Get out!

- You're right.
- This is even weirder than I thought.
- You want me to stop reading?
- Are you kidding? No, no.
- "As he stood for Amelia to dry him..."
- So tell me, Cooper...
- Are the ways of physical love different in the future?
- Yeah, okay, I'm good.

Sheldon: Can I respond now?
Leonard: Do it.
Sheldon: You mess with the bull, you get the horns. I'm going to show this man just how horny I can be.
Leonard: [Takes away phone] Okay, someone else do it.

Stephen: Hello there.
Sheldon: Mr. Hawking?
Stephen: Oh, brother. You should see the looks on your faces.
Sheldon: You really didn't like our paper?
Stephen: I liked your paper. The premise is intriguing.
Leonard: Then why did you write those comments?
Stephen: When you're stuck on a chair for forty years, you'd get bored too.

Leonard: When you talk like that, it makes me want to take you on this table right now.
Penny: And we both know from past experience that this table won't support both our weights.