The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 9, Episode 10 Quotes

Sheldon: I have an eidetic memory, I should be able to remember what this song is. Something must be wrong with me.
Penny: See? I told you if we waited long enough he'd figure it out.

- Amy, if you want to be my girlfriend again, I really want to be your boyfriend.
- I really want that, too.
- Good.
- Because I love you.
- I love you, too.
- Kiss her, you brilliant fool!

Sheldon: Empedocles thought he was a god and jumped into a volcano. Pythagoras had an irrational fear of beans. Tesla fell madly in love with a pigeon, who he claimed loved him back.
Penny: Maybe he just had bread in his pocket.

- Let's see, his name is Trent Monaco.
- Cool name.
- Yeah. He's 24. He's a dj.
- He brews his own beer.
- He's got awesome tattoos.
- Dude, he's got a hot girlfriend, too.
- Damn, I don't know if he's our biggest fan or I'm his.
- Hey, trentjust liked our comment.
- He is so cool! No hard feelings, but
- I'm throwing my hypothetical bra at him.

- Something's wrong with me.
- I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.
- Oh, I was always afraid this day would come.
- This might be the first step of my descent into madness.
- Where I gradually test the limits of public nudity.
- Public nudity?
- Yeah, that just means going barefoot.

Sheldon: I had a song stuck in my head, and then I realized the song was about you. And just like an earworm, I can't get you out of my heart. What I'm trying to say is, you're my heartworm. The metaphorical kind, not the poodle-killing kind.

- Well...
- I'll let you get back to your date.
- Get back here.

Amy: That's an interesting tie clip.
Dave: Oh thanks. It's Avogadro's constant. It's useful for calculating the number of atoms in a substance or causing regret in anyone who asks about it.

Bernadette: You're letting a man into your room. That's intimate. It's where your panties live.

[Opening lines]
Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper's Descent into Madness, Day Two. It's 2:25 and I feel the need to urinate. My usual urination time is 7:30. Yet here I am, struggling to keep my mind sharp, and my pajamas dry. Soon I will lose my tenuous grasp on reality. I guess I should go pee while I still know what a toilet is.

Penny: She did soften your life, didn't she?
Sheldon: Yes. She's like the dryer sheets of my heart.

Sheldon: This song won't get out of my head! Can you imagine anything so irritating?
Leonard: This is a trick question, right?

- Whatever, can we just get back to this?
- I feel like I know what song that is, but I can't put my finger on it.
- It's just an earworm, it'll come to you.
- Okay.
- Is this what we're doing the rest of the night?
[Singing] I'm surprised you have to ask

Penny: Do you even like the Beach Boys?
Sheldon: They have beach right in their name. What do you think?

- I'll, uh, see myself out.
- Amy, thank you for dinner.
- Dr. Cooper, pleasure to meet you, sir.
- Uh, if, perhaps, sometime, you have a spare moment,
- I'd love to discuss physics or shoot the breeze, as you yanks say.
- Oh! What a lovely evening!

- She did soften your life, didn't she?
- Yes! She's like the dryer sheets of my heart!
- I have to go.
- Am I like the dryer sheets of your heart?
- Better. You're the lint trap of my love.

Sheldon: This is the beginning of my descent into madness. Soon I will test the limits of public nudity.
Penny: Public nudity?
Leonard: Don't worry, it just means going barefoot.

- It's 2:25 am.
- And I feel the urge to urinate.
- My normal urination time is 7:10 am.
- But here I am, in the middle of the night, struggling to keep my mind sharp, and my pajamas dry.
- It's only a matter of time before my tenuous grasp on reality fades.
- I suppose I should pee while I still know what a toilet is.

- Fine.
- I love you.
- Who cares?
Sheldon: What are you doing in my room?
- I... stop it, that's mine!
- Why are you so strong?
- Problem solved.
- Oh!

- Empedocles thought he was a god and jumped into a volcano.
- You know, Pythagoras had an irrational fear of beans.
- Tesla fell madly in love with a pigeon who he claimed loved him back.
- Maybe hejust had bread in his pocket.
- The list extends outside of science.
- Painters like Van gogh and pollock.
- Chess champion Bobby fischer.
- Brian Wilson of the beach...

- Of course, I'm already seeing a more efficient way of taming the...
- I know why the song was in my head.
- Why?
- It's about Amy.
- Okay, look. I know Amy's like an old lady, but she's not old enough to have a song from the '603 written about her.
- It's about how she made my life better.
- Consider the lyrics.

Sheldon: Dear crazy future Sheldon, this is a thermostat. It controls the temperature of the apartment. The ideal setting is 72 degrees. If you find this too cold, then put on a jacket... a straight jacket, 'cause 72's the best and you're crazy.

- Yeah. Anyway, he doesn't drive, so
- I pretty much had to take him everywhere.
- Had to or got to?
- Sorry.
- My fault, I brought him up.
- Yeah.
- Well, let's change the subject.
- No more mentions of you-know-who.
- That's a cool train.
- Where did you get that?

Leonard: Since when do you hum songs?
Sheldon: What are you talking about?
Leonard: You were just humming.
Sheldon: Are you sure? Sometimes when my brain really gets moving, it makes noise.