The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 9, Episode 17 Quotes

Sheldon: I know you worked hard to put this together; I'm sorry I'm ruining it.
Penny: Oh, plea-, you're not ruining it. Look, at some point Raj will try to get everyone to do the electric slide; now, that will ruin it.

Leonard: So, mother, surprised you came all this way for Sheldon's birthday.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: Oh, I was happy to; he did come to my sixtieth.
Leonard: Oh, you had a party for your sixtieth?
Penny: I wouldn't call it a party. Just a few close friends. And your sister and brother.
Penny: Yeah, to be fair, we did get married in Vegas and didn't invite her.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: And I never did thank you for that, dear.

[last lines]
Adam: So who's taking me home?

Penny: You want to just bring a few people in here? You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub, Batman on the toilet. It'll be like the weirdest ComiCon ever.

Penny: You know if you had a party now you have plenty of friends who would love to come.
Leonard: And we live here so we have no choice.
Penny: Yeah.

- I'm sorry I'm ruining it.
- Oh... you're not ruining it.
- Look, at some point, raj will try to get everyone to do the electric slide.
- Now that will ruin it.
- I don't think I can go back out there.
- That's fine.

Howard: You have any idea what you're getting Sheldon for his birthday?
Raj: He's been fascinated with dinosaurs lately; maybe we could get him a fossil.
Leonard: Just don't get anything Jurassic. He feels like that whole chunk of time's gone Hollywood.

Leslie: In the past I would have said something obnoxious, like "Happy birthday, dumbass," but I'm not going to do it. You and I have both grown a lot, and it's just so nice to see you all again. So... Happy birthday, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Oh now, you know I hate change. Say it.
Leslie: Happy birthday, dumbass!

Penny: You know, I hate that your sister and her friends used to torture you. But what I hate even more is if I was there I... would have tortured you too.
Sheldon: Based on this pep talk I'd say you're still doing it.
Penny: My point is... there is a time I never would have been friends with someone like you, and now... you are one of my favorite people, so... if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.
Sheldon: But everyone will think I'm weird.
Penny: Sweetie, you *are* weird. Everyone knows you're weird, but they're all still here because they care about you so much.

- Beverly, wil wheaton,
- Adam west, for some reason.
- Batman finally came to your party.
- Happy birthday, sherman.
Sheldon: Thank you.
- This is all so thoughtful.

Leonard: Hey Stuart, didn't you try to get Adam West to do a signing here once?
Stuart: Yeah, but there was kind of a scheduling conflict. He, uh, wanted to know when he'd get paid... and I wouldn't tell him.

[first lines]
Amy: [as they walk down the stairs] So, Sheldon, there's something I've been wanting to talk about, but I know it's kind of a touchy subject.
Leonard: Way to narrow it down to everything.
Sheldon: What is it?
Amy: Well, your birthday's coming up, and you've never let us celebrate it, and I was hoping maybe this year we could.
Sheldon: Oh, I suppose that's a discussion we could have.
[he runs back upstairs]
Amy: OK, great. I mean, it doesn't have to be a big party or anything. I just...
[she notices he isn't there]
Amy: Where'd he go?
Penny: Whoa, wait a minute; you mention his birthday and he vanishes?
Leonard: Well, where's that information been this whole time?

- Okay, great. I mean, it doesn't have to be a big party or anything. I was just...
- Where'd he go?
- Wait a minute.
- You mention his birthday and he vanishes?
- Well, where has that information been this whole time?

Penny: While they get the cake, Sheldon, I just want to say I hope you didn't think you were going to get through tonight without a hug.
Sheldon: You know, I used to hate these hugs.
[she hugs him and he returns the hug]
Sheldon: Now they're just extremely irritating.

Barry: Someone call animal contwol. There's a cougar on the woose.

Amy: Have to say you do look good in that suit.
Sheldon: Uh, thank you.
Amy: Maybe later I'll, uh, get to see you in your 'birthday suit'.
Sheldon: This is my birthday suit.

Adam: There's another reason I should be higher on the list: all those other guys had muscles built in their costumes. All I had on my bat-suit was 100% grade-A West.

Sheldon: Is there a reason I had to leave my own apartment?
Amy: Well, I think they just want you to see it for the first time all decorated.
Sheldon: But who's gonna tell them they're doing it wrong?
Amy: Well, I'm sure they'll ask you to give a speech, and that's when you just tear 'em a new one.

Sheldon: Thank you all so much for coming. Beverly, Wil Wheaton, Adam West for some reason...
Leonard: Batman finally came to your party.
Adam: Happy birthday, Sherman!

Penny: Hey, everybody. Sheldon is going to come back out, but I think he's a little embarrassed so let's all be extra nice, OK?
Barry: What are you wooking at me for? I'm a saint!
[to Beverly]
Barry: But a sinner in the sack.

- All: [Singing] Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday, dear Sheldon
- Hawking: Dear Sheldon happy birthday to you
- Hawking: To you

Raj: So, what was Adam West like on the phone?
Leonard: Nice guy. But it was a little weird to hear Batman say, "Don't ring the door bell or my poodles will go crazy."