The Best The Big Bang Theory, Season 9, Episode 21 Quotes

Leonard: If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.

- Okay, then you go there!
- Don't tell me where to go!
- Howard, just come in here.
- Yeah, come on, raj.
- Wait, did Amy make a spinach dip?
- She did.
- And I'm gonna eat it all!

- If Batman were bitten by a radioactive man-bat, and then fought crime disguised as man-bat, would he be man-bat-man-bat-man or, simply, man-bat-man-bat-batman?
- Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the man-bat suit?
- I'll be back.

[first lines]
Sheldon: I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid. Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman;?
Leonard: No, he'd be Batmanbat.
Howard: But wouldn't Manbatman just be a batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
Howard: But Batman is a man. You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man. That's just Manman.
Sheldon: Well, isn't Manman just Man?
Leonard: Well, what if Manman dressed as a bat?
Raj: Well, that's just Batman.
Leonard: No, if a man dresses as a bat, that's Batman, but if Manman dresses as a bat that's Batmanman.
Howard: So, does that answer your question?
Sheldon: Oh, I haven't asked it yet.

- Don't you guys have anything better to do?
- Better than watching a guy in a fur cloak ride a girl's bike?
- Nope.
- That's it!
- You just lost bathroom privileges at the comic book store.
- Horse has a basket on its stupid...

Amy: Did you know she has him add things to the roommate agreement so she can get her way and not fight with you about it?
Leonard: Son of a bitch.

Penny: Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.
Leonard: Leave me alone.
Penny: If it's because you lost a stick, I know where it went.

Raj: That's Claire; gotta run.
Leonard: Thought you were back with Emily.
Raj: Uh, actually, I'm seeing both of them.
Leonard: You mean like through their window from behind a bush?

- The guy who for years couldn't even talk to women is suddenly going out with two of them?
- How is that possible?
Howard: I know.
- Scientists have tried to reproduce it with computational models, but in each case, the world blows up.
- Seriously, that guy's dating two women?

- What about your weird relationship with him?
- That's different.
- I'm like the little girl in poltergeist and he's the creepy thing in the TV.
Howard: Um, guys, were there any nuts in that food?
- I don't think so, why?
- Well, just a feeling. [Chuckles]

- Hey, Leonard.
- Stuart.
- This not a dress up party?
- Was it ever a dress up party?
- Howard, didn't you tell me it was a dress up party?
- Yep. [Chuckles]

[last lines]
Sheldon: [knock-knock-knock] Leonard.
[knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon: Leonard.
[knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon: Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I never got to ask my question about Batman.
Leonard: What is it?
Sheldon: If Batman were bitten by a radioactive manbat and then fought crime disguised as Manbat, would he be Manbatmanbatman or simply Manbatmanbatbatman?
Penny: Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Manbat suit?
Sheldon: I'll be back.

Penny: I don't always defend Sheldon.
Leonard: Oh, yes, you do; you know you have a weird brother-sister Elliott-E.T. relationship with him.

Sheldon: A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.
Sheldon: I like a party as much as the next man. As long as the next man doesn't like a party.