The Best The Boys, Season 1, Episode 4 Quotes

Hughie: As a rule, I don't usually go out after a gory massacre.

- Hey.
- Cool, look who's here.
- Shit, what's up, a-train?
- A-train, hey.
- Hey, can we take a selfie?
- Oh, sure, absolutely.
- I can take one or two.
- A-train, over here.

- to go home to and sleep next to at night?
- Well, I go to sleep next to someone different every night.
- Because you're an old, lonely fucker, too.
- And you're gonna die by yourself.
- Well, if you and Monique have something so pure, why are you lying to her about where you are?

- He's leaving us.
- I said I'm not.
- Homelander, are you going to save us?
- Oh, sweetheart, of course I'm gonna save you, you betcha.
- I'm gonna save everyone here, don't worry about it.
- Ma'am, relax, hands off me.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Maeve!

- No, we can't.
- Listen, I'd just like to, you know, maybe do something with a little more substance.
- Okay.
- Yeah? Okay.
- I hear you. Yes.
- Deep...
- Play to your strengths.

- But let's not, you know, rush into anything too fast.
- All right, seriously, now is not the appropriate time.
- Plus, you're making things awkward.
- Okay, okay! If I just touch it, will you shut up?
- Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
- I made you a promise.

- And, you know, you have, like, superpowers, yet you are a remarkably shitty bowler.
- You know what I think is happening?
- I think you're holding back for some weird,
- "not gonna show me up on a first date" reason.
- You want to quit stroking my ego and show me what you really got?

- As soon as I can.
- Promise.
- Promise?
- Don't make me use that gas on you, huh, pumpkin?
- Yeah?
- Okay.

- If you're just tuning in, authorities have lost all radar and satellite imagery of hijacked flight 37 and fear the worst.
- Search planes have begun to fan out over the flight path off the Atlantic...

- Prom.
- It was amazing.
- Wait, senior prom?
- So your first kiss was when you were 18?
- Which you're not joking about, and that's fine, that's great.
- Yeah, I had a very
- Jesus-centric childhood.

- Well, I mean, he's not great with privacy or boundaries,
- I will say that.
- But otherwise, he seems like a loner.
- He spends most of his free time with his son.
- He's got a son?
- Yeah. Early divorce, I think.
- Hunter or Maverick or something like that.

- What a mess.
- You all right?
- Just when you think this shit can't get any more horrible...
- Nah, don't worry.
- It can get a lot more horrible.

- I'll make a mess everywhere.
- Oh, yeah.
- Then I would just have to clean it up.
- You would?
- Yeah.
- Smart-ass.
- You love it.
- Do I?
- Yeah, you do.

- I'm there for you, always.
- I know, baby.
- Please, tell me who you told.
- Because we're in trouble.
- We're in a lot of trouble.
- I didn't tell anyone.

- Maeve.
- What is wrong with you?
- Please, Maeve!
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Please take her.
- Take my daughter!
- Please! Please take her!
- Please.

- And bench-press you?
- Oh, my god, is that a threat or a promise?
- I really think it's awesome, the real you.
- You got... ketchup.
- What? You don't like that?
- Doesn't work for you?

- No. Let me talk to her.
- Don't be fucking stupid.
- What if she's a spice girl?
- Frenchie.
- Let me help you go home.

- Atc!
- Can you fly a plane?
- Wouldn't matter if I did!
- What do we do?

- Noodle guy. He's packing.
- About time we see something.

- I mean, that's why I do it.
- Vindictive personal glory.
- You okay?
- Yeah, yes. Yeah.
- You seem a little...
- I don't know.

- that I had it, where I was taking it.
- I didn't tell anyone anything.
- You're being paranoid.
- Who else did you fucking tell?
- Don't yell at me.
- Listen to me.

Billy: What's Sporty Spice up to?
Mother's: Who?
Billy: Sporty fucking Spice. What is she up to?
Mother's: I don't know.
Billy: Exactly. How about Posh? You know what she's doing?
Frenchie: I don't understand.
Billy: Making clothes for anorexics. Right? Not exactly a growth market. And Baby? You know what she's doing? Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail. And Scary Spice? Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes. Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums. 'Passion', 'Schizophonic', and 'Scream If You Want To Go Faster'. They'll all make your ears bleed. You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish. But, you put them together... they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls.
Mother's: How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?

- It's a gang hit.
- A gang hit?
- And who told you that, eh?
- I'm not arguing with him.
- I'm looking into it.
- Excuse me.
- Cheers, mate.

- Oh, fuck.
- Hughie, let's go! Let's go, hughie!
- Come on!

- show more confidence.
- After all, who are you?
- I'm one of the seven.
- And what does that mean?
- I can do anything I set my mind to.
- What do you want to set your mind to?

Frenchie: You need to unclench your asshole.
Mother's: You need to eat my clenched asshole.

- Mani? Pedi? Special deal.
- The hilarious dolphins ahoy extravaganza, starring these two knuckleheads.
- So this fall, remember, go deep.
- Go ocean/and.
- All right, let's see what you got.

- This isn't a rescue.
- You sound like butcher.
- I sound like a motherfucker that wants to be breathing.
- Goddamn it, frenchie, what the...?
- Hey! Don't set her free!
- Oh, my god!

- We got to go in there, don't we?
- Don't be scared, petit hughie.
- Will you stop calling me that?
- Rmsmaww

- But every time, he find me.
- So I know what it's like to want to go home.
- You see, I know your secret.
- You're not a bad person.
- Just a scared one.
- Let me help you.

- Why? Where are we going?
- I'm gonna take care of this, butunfilldo,
- I got to get you somewhere safe, before homelander finds out.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

- Go, Maeve!
- Hey, let's get a round of applause for queen Maeve.
- Captain?
- Stop. Stop.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, fella.
- Take it easy.
- There you go, just relax.

- What the fuck's that Jesus-thumping, elastic bastard got to do with it?
- Maybe we find the girl, we find out.
- Yeah. All right.
- Platforms, ground floor, I'll take upstairs.
- Whoever pings her, get onto frenchie and stick with her till we use the gas, all right?