The Best The Boys, Season 1, Episode 5 Quotes

- this hero-idol-symbol-whatever, but I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
- I'm just as scared and confused as the rest of you.
- I'm done pretending, and I'm done taking any more shit.
- Thank you.

- And apparently the latest one is going to the nicu at Mercer hospital.
- It's... it's midtown, I think.
- You are a natural, kid.
- You're like the fucking...
- Rain man of fucking people over.
- Not a compliment.

Billy: Security's tighter than a choir boy's asshole.

- Come here.
- You have to be good.
- And you have to listen to me.
- And then we both can get what we want.
- That's good.
- You're my good boy.

- Don't panic.
- I got you.
- Do you accept the lord, our father, as your saviour, and Jesus...
- As his son?
- Then I baptise you in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.

- And if you have sex before marriage, that's... that's not immoral.
- That's human.
- What's immoral is the guy who shoved his dick in my face.
- Shit.
- Shit.

Hughie: Just... hold on a second. I want to show you something.
[Hughie takes out his phone, only to discover it's badly water-damaged and no longer functional]
Ezekiel: What's wrong?
Hughie: Uh...
[looks up]
Hughie: You fucked me.
Ezekiel: What?
Hughie: Yeah, in a private Supe club. You know, the one on East 29th? Secret Lair, I think it's called?
Ezekiel: [backs away nervously] Don't know it. Nope.
Hughie: There were three of us...
Ezekiel: You've got nothing.
Hughie: ...oiled up, and you... wrapped your stretchy arms around me and it was... it was so fucking hot. And your dick was so... perfect, and long, and stretchy. And you... you played my butt like jazz. With poise and skill and... willingness to improvise.

- Come on, butcher, it's time to go.
- Yeah.
- Now, you keep your nose clean, sunshine, or I'll come back and stomp you.
- Holy smokes, starlight shocking the Christian community during her address at believe expo, when she questioned her faith in...

- Have I not been paying enough attention to you?
- Are you lonely?
- It must be hard, feeling so alone.
- I'm sorry...
- But you cannot give a speech like that.
- You cannot be bad.

- Did you know that my first public appearance was right here on this very stage with Ezekiel and the rest of the family?
- Today, I wanted to share with you how I accepted Christ...
- As my personal saviour.
- How his way is the only way...

- Oh, yeah, say it.
- You're a filthy pig who likes to eat ass.
- I'm a filthy pig...
- Hold up. Easy.
- Easy does it. We ain't here to hurt you.
- Who are you?

- You sure?
- Don't worry, I 'i/ be right there.
- Keep an eye on the lad, all right?
- Where the fuck are you going?
- You okay?
- Fine.
- It's just... this place isn't what I remember.
- Hey...

- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no.
- I'm sorry.

- It's not who I am.
- It's not who you are, either.
- We're the same, you and I. Like eggs.
- Hard outside, soft inside...
- Or pineapples, perhaps.
- Whatever those bastards got planned for you, you don't deserve it, man coeur.

- Grab Madelyn.
- I need to talk to her about these fucking talking points.
- Ms stillwell isn't here today.
- I thought you knew that.
- But I'm here to help you with anything,
- I'll go through the talk...
- Ashley?
- Where is she?

- She got killed or she killed herself.
- You watch your fucking mouth.
- You're not the only one whose life was ruined.
- She is my sister, and I love her.
- But she's gone.
- We need this to be over.

- I think you understand me.
- It's in your eyes.
- Can you speak?
- Tell me what you know, mon coeur.
- So we can find these fuckers who did this to you, so I can get you back home.

Pastor: I'm- I'm not really sure what you're saying, son.
Billy: I'm saying that if there is some geezer up there with a big white beard, he's a world heavyweight cunt.
Mother's: What?
Pastor: I-I'm sorry, did you just call God a C-word?
Billy: Yeah. He's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer, and his big old answer, to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity, is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move. Come on, even you got to agree with me there.
Mother's: Hey, hey, hey, please...
Billy: We should lob a fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with. You know what I'm saying?
Mother's: We're sorry, sir. We apologize. My man...
Billy: All right. Good talk. Think about it. I'm here all day, all right?

Annie: Every single word that I say up here, I'm reading from a script. I didn't write any of these words. I don't even know if I believe in them. I mean, I believe in God, I love God so much, but... honestly, it's... it's just how goddamn...
[crowd gasps]
Annie: ...certain everyone is around here. I mean, tickets start at, what, 170 bucks, so that these people can tell you how to get into heaven? How do they know? How does anybody know? When the bible was written, life expectancy was 30 years old. I mean, I'm not so sure you're supposed to take it literally. It also says that it's a sin to eat shrimp. What, if... if you're gay or if you're... Gandhi you're going to hell? I mean... And if you have sex before marriage, that's... that's not immoral. That's human. What's immoral is the guy who shoved his dick in my face.
[crowd gasps again]
The: [watching from the Seven's meeting room] Shit.
Madelyn: [watching from her office] Shit.
Annie: [Looks over at her mom and then back to the crowd] Here's the truth. Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying. And I know, I know, I'm supposed to be this hero-idol-symbol-whatever, but... I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I'm just as scared and confused as the rest of you. I'm done pretending, and I'm done taking any more shit.
[beat]
Annie: Thank you.

- when he sees the vengeance and he will bathe his feet in the blood of the wicked.
- Homelander!
- Homelander! Homelander!
- Motherfucker.

- Okay, easy with that. You get some air in there, you could kill the kid.
- Well, wouldn't that be a crying shame?
- All right.
- Let's bugger off.
- All right.

- Hello.
- They're coming. They're on to you, babe.
- Black noir was outside my apartment.
- What location?
- Which addresses do they have?
- If they got to my place, all of them.

- and chocolate chip cheesecake.
- I remember thinking,
- "here's someone who isn't afraid to be happy."
- And I fell for you, right then and there.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

- And everything I heard here?
- Well, that helped a total ofjack shit.
- Except for what you said.
- I mean, you're right, there's... nobody knows.
- And that's the only fucking thing I've heard all day that's made any sense at all.
- And that is the god's honest truth.

- I'm sorry, okay? I'm really sorry.
- I didn't mean...
- I don't want your apology, okay?
- I want you to get out.
- Okay? I want you to go back to your ivory penthouse where you can drink and fuck whoever you want.
- Go back to homelander.

Hughie: So what they do is they take boxes full of that stuff and they ship it to hospitals all across the country. And apparently the latest one is going to the NICU at Mercer Hospital. It's in... it's midtown I think.
Mother's: You are a natural, kid. You're like the fucking... Rain Man of fucking people over.
Hughie: [Chuckles] Not a compliment.

- Just talk to me.
- Okay? Just tell me what happened.
- Yeah, this...
- This was a mistake.
- No, just talk to me. Just tell me what...
- If you...

Mother's: This kid needs to be trained up, Butcher.
Hughie: Yeah. Yeah, what he said. I-I don't know how to blackmail anyone.
Billy: Hughie, you've done a murder. Comparatively speaking, this will be a piece of cake.

- hitting my places. I'm taking off.
- What about the girl?
- Fucking leave her.
- God knows what they'll do to her.
- Supe-on-supe violence ain't our concern, mate.
- I said fucking leave her.
- Burnt.

- Sorry, son, I got a packed schedule.
- All right, I understand, sir, but it's just, I need your guidance.
- I need Christ's guidance.
- What is it?
- Just hold on... one second.
- Let me just show you something.

- We're family.
- I'll always be watching over you.
- Always.
- Attaboy.
- Oh, and the misplaced Asian girl?
- I'll find her.

- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.
- And you never did.
- I do. Can we please just talk later?
- Why? You gonna run off and play "strong single mom"?
- Please...
- That baby is an accessory.
- We need boundaries.

- Oiled up, and you...
- This...
- Wrapped your stretchy arms around me, and it was so fucking hot, and...
- Your dick was so... perfect.
- And long and... stretchy.
- And you... you played my butt like jazz.
- With poise and skill and...
- Willingness to improvise.

- I see you.
- I know you're watching me.
- You've been out there quite a lot lately.
- Always watching.
- So why don't you just come on inside?
- You afraid of me?

- Hey, keep them busy.
- Watch and learn, son.