The Best The Boys, Season 2, Episode 2 Quotes

Billy: It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina.

- I forgot. We'll need to order in.
- Keep it low-pro.
- Maeve, what are you doing here if nothing has changed?
- Oh, Christ.
- The last thing that woman needs is another nose job.
- Okay, we've done this dance, thanks.
- -Elena.
- -It's time to go.

- This country is an enemy to the whole world now.
- We need to fight back. Fight with me!
- You're the boy who nursed every mouse who lost its mother.
- That was a long time ago.
- You're still my brother.
- Then... you know I have to do this.

Stormfront: Oh, and if someone sticks a dick in your mouth, bite it off. Pippi Longstocking would bite a D, that's for damned sure.

- I don't really have anyone to call, though.
- Well, you can call me.
- You know, Ryan, um, when I was your age,
- I didn't have many friends, either.
- Mom says being lonely makes you know yourself better.
- Well, that's not wrong, I suppose.
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Man-to-man? You know?

- on this planet to a normal boy.
- How long are you planning on staying?
- Becca... we had a deal.
- A deal that is alive and well and running around as free as a goddamn bird.
- So let's just try and be civil, shall we?

Stormfront: Jesus, if she vibrates any faster, that stick up her ass is going to explode.

- You deserve to be loved.
- Don't fuck with me.
- You deserve to be loved, Kevin.
- But that starts with you.
- Don't fuck with me.
- Take a look. A real look.
- Go on.

Stormfront: Fuck this world for confusing nice with good. Be a bitch if you want. Be whatever.

- Maybe two. Not for me, for Raynor.
- You never gave a shit about Susan.
- You're only here because you're desperate, fucked, and you want something.
- All right, fuck it. Grace, Grace!
- Grace, wait, wait, wait. Wait.
- I'll level with you, okay?
- Just hear me out.

- You shut the fuck up, you ugly pieces of shit.
- I have nothing else to say to you.
- We won't let you shut us up anymore, Kevin.
- Hey, hey. Hey. Let me out, man.
- Just let me out! Eagle!
- Let me out, man!
- Ride it, brother.

- she finds Becca for me.
- That's the deal I made.
- I know what I done to you. All right?
- And by rights, you should tell me to fuck off.
- But still...
- I'm asking.

- -[A-Train] Hmm.
- -[sighs]
- -[A-Train] That's good to know.
- -Mm.
- How does everyone feel about you helping your traitor fucking boyfriend escape?
- Or maybe you didn't mention that part.
- So...
- Who did you mention that part to?

- Yeah, uh, from Capes for Christ, back in the day.
- -Yeah.
- -Yeah.
- -What'd you just put in your boot?
- -[Starlight] What? Nothing.
- 'Cause it looked like you just put something in your boot.
- Why don't you tell me what's in my boot?
[man over PA] Stormfront and Starlight, signing autographs...

- Federal authorities have initiated a muitistate manhunt for William Butcher for allegedly murdering
- Vought vice president Madelyn Stillwell, as we” as endangering her infant son, Theodore.
- Law enforcement officials have set up a tipline and are urging anyone with information regarding the suspect's whereabouts...

[both] ♪ To me ♪~
[Deep] ♪ Can't... ♪

- Now that he knows, there's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube.
- You should probably be getting back.
- Piano lessons are almost done.
- Just keep him calm.
- Our best guess, he'll get bored and move on.
- You-You don't know that.
- You don't.

- Right.
- You... fuck off.
- The rest, you're with me.
- Well, come on. Don't piss about.
- We ain't got all night.
- The fuck you waiting for?

- If you do that...
- I'm gonna take you down right with me.
- And then we'll both be dead.
- Go ahead.
- Fucking try it.
- I don't give a shit.

- Are you all right? Mon coeur!
- Well, cheers, love.
- At least someone's got some sense around here.

Eagle the Archer: You're just inhibited by suppressive energy.
- That's it. Just gotta realign things.
- What is it, shrooms'?
- Last time I did shrooms was at a Goo Goo Dolls concert with some poli-sci chick from Oberlin.
- I guess I call it more of a gateway.

- But Kimiko is one of us.
- I'll find another way.
- I suppose you agree, don't you?
- Since your tongue is halfway up her ass.
- Jesus.
- It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina!

- Boy, girl...
- I'm sorry. I do not understand.

- No.
- I'm not.

- Mouse.
- I never thought I'd see you again.
- Boy and girl.
- Her brother.
- That's what she was trying to tell me.
- Butcher, wait, wait, wait.
- It's her brother.

[muffled male voice] Hey.
- Hey.
- Eagle?
- Hey!
- In here. Open up.

- Stormfront, you know, it is such an honor to meet you.
- -I'm a huge fan. Don't get up.
- -[Stormfront] Feeling's mutual.
- No, yeah.
- I'm just gonna relax for a second.
- Let me get a chair or something.
- -[tense music playing]
- -[A-Train speaking indistinctly]
- This is crazy.

Hughie: Who is the contact? What is their actual name?
Billy: You'll love it.
Hughie: No, I won't. I won't love it, I never love it. Never fucking love it!

- A really good feeling.
- And now you and me can share it together.
- I--
- I should probably go to bed now, you know?
- Sure.

- Well, technically, I called him back.
- He blew up Madelyn Stillwell.
- I told you. She was already dead when I blew her up.
- Oh. Great. Cool. Totally.
- We're just gonna pretend like this is normal?
- Like we're fucking lemmings?

- How about some Jiffy Pop?
- Halothane shot.
- I only got two of these, so...
Billy: Well, we better make it count.
Frenchie: What if it doesn't work on the terrorist inside?
- Then we're right and well fucked.

- Be a bitch if you want. Be whatever.
- Just drop the mask once in a while.
- Feels good.
- You can finally breathe.
- Oh, and if someone sticks a dick in your mouth, bite it off.
- Pippi Longstocking would bite a D.
- That's for damn sure.

Becca: All right, kiddo. Here we are.
- -Have a great lesson.
- -Yep.
Becca: Okay. I'll be back in an hour.
- I'm gonna have coffee with Miss Bird.
Ryan: Yep. Um...
- Thanks. Bye.
[woman] Hi, Ryan. How are you?

- Shining Light Liberation Army.
- The ones who kidnapped you?
- You know this man?
- What is going on?
- Kimiko?

- Me too.
- They had one dose left and they knew it worked on you so they figured it would work on me.
- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.

Hughie: How do we know you're telling the truth?
- 734 Central Ave, Newark.
- -What does that mean?
- -[Billy] That's the address she gave me.
- Linked to the bank account that smuggled that Supe cunt stateside.
- And I'll bet you he's there.
- Oh, my Lord. Ain't you twats lucky that I showed up, eh?

- Well, who else they gonna follow?
- Right.

- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- I'm the ugly one.
- -[gills] No.
- -Yes.
- On the inside.
- You just don't see what I see.

- Kimiko!
- Wait!

Frenchie: Butcher!
- Hold on, mon ami.
- -[Milk] Give me your hand.
- -Okay.

Homelander: See, sometimes it's hard, Ryan, being superior to every single other person on the planet. It's isolating, and gods should not have to feel that kind of pain.

- I love you, son.
- Now you say it back.
- Um, I love you too.
- This is nice.

- Today, we say goodbye to Susan Raynor.
- For though her body rests, her soul lives on for all eternity, and one day you will think of Susan with joy as well as sadness.
- They are two sides of a coin you will carry forever.
- And you are blessed to have your family and your friends to help you carry it.
- In the name of Christ, amen.