The Best The Boys, Season 3, Episode 1 Quotes

Homelander: Yummers.

Ivy: So a Tri-Delt from Wesleyan caught a Supe masturbating outside her window.
Hughie: Okay, how's she know it's a Supe?
Ivy: Window was on a 737.
Hughie: That's a Supe.

Hughie: You want the Valtrex before or after?
Victoria: You want the Valtrex before or after?
Hughie: I could have herpes. You don't think I could have herpes?

Grace: [to Billy] You know, calling you an asshole is an insult to assholes.

Frenchie: He's trying to get in my ass!

Homelander: Where's Ryan?
Billy: He's at 673 Nosh My Bollocks Ave. You want a pen and paper?
Homelander: You know, I could just... pull you apart, limb by limb. Make you tell me.
Billy: Nah, that'd be worthless. Victim always goes into shock, you gotta start small. Fingers, toenails, ears...
Homelander: He's my son, William. My family. I'm gonna find him, sooner or later.
[pause]
Billy: Look, uh... I don't mean to be rude, but can we just skip to the part where you laser my fucking brains out?
Homelander: Oh, for chrissakes. Where's the sport in that? I mean, look at you. Be like putting down a wounded dog.
Billy: You're the one with your tail between your legs on all them fucking talk shows. And then they go and make Starlight co-captain? Tsk-tsk-tsk. That's gotta sting.
Homelander: Touché, William. Touché.
Billy: What are you doing here?
Homelander: [disgusted] Vought. And the fucking Bureau. The wheeling and dealing, and-and-and-and giving and taking, just to keep everything... *exactly* the same. And you and me? Well, they treat us like old playthings and put us up on the fucking shelf. Hmm? Treat us like we're obsolete. Doesn't that make you angry?
Billy: Yeah. It does.
Homelander: What if... what if it doesn't have to be that way? What if you and I... well, what if we share a different destiny? Something a little more... scorched earth. Shock and awe. Blood and bone. And in the end, only one of us left standing. Isn't that what you want?
Billy: Too fucking right. More than anything.
Homelander: I look forward to it.

Hughie: Yeah. So, uh, you gonna stay over again tonight?
Starlight: Don't know. It depends. Um, you gonna bring Aquafresh?
Hughie: I would brush with Monistat if it meant I could have sex with you. Yes.

[Butcher finds Homelander standing on his balcony]
Billy: If you wanna watch me have a wank, it'll cost you a tenner.
Homelander: May I come in?

Stan: Real power is the ability to bend the world to your will.