The Best The Good Place, Season 1, Episode 10 Quotes

- How did you get here?
- I don't know. But please, dog, you can't tell Michael about me.
- You have some nerve asking me for favours when you have spent weeks deceiving me making a fool out of me, and bringing snack food into my house!
- Disgusting!
- Oh, Ariana, we're really in it now.

Eleanor: [to Tahani about Jianyu] He's a simple man. I once watched him eat electrical tape right off the roll. He thought it was a Fruit by the Foot that had gone bad.

Young: Come on, Chidi, pick someone.
Young: Don't pressure me, Uzo. I have to consider all the factors. Athletic strategies, the fragile egos of my classmates, and gender politics. Should I pick a girl as a gesture towards women's equality, or... or is that pandering? Or do I think it's pandering because of my limited male point of view? I'm vexed, Uzo, vexed.
Young: You're always vexed. Just pick.

Michael: Listen, I don't need the Chidi who once had a panic attack during rock-paper-scissors because there were, and I quote, 'just too many variables'. I need the Chidi who stormed in here and told me to stop Eleanor's train! Without thinking of consequences!
Chidi: Oh boy. Now I'm nervous about that decision.
Michael: Retroactively? I mean, how do you even...
Chidi: [shaking his head] I don't know.