The Best The Good Place, Season 1, Episode 6 Quotes

Eleanor: What is it with you and frozen yogurt? Have you not heard of ice cream?
Michael: Oh, sure, but I've come to really like frozen yogurt. There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.

Eleanor: I need to figure out a way both help him and not help him, at the same time.
Chidi: That's literally not possible.
Eleanor: Oh, really? I once posed as a hot prom date for my cousin, both helping him and later - according to his therapist - not helping him.

- Wow, you are really into that show.
- You know something? I feel better already.
- Should we get back to work?
- Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
- The whole point is to stop thinking about work and start having fun.
- Now, what should we do first?

Jianyu: She freaks me out. She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um... Nala from The Lion King. You got to help me.

- Do I really need to keep going?
- Okay. This is dinner tonight, breakfast tomorrow.
- I have an idea. This is in case of emergency.
- This is in case of emergency.
- Do not eat this unless it's an emergency.
- Wow. I'm ready to be a mom.

- my hoodie please.
- Janet beeps
- What's happening?
- I give up.
- I can't help the people
- I promised that I would help.
- I feel like friends in season eight out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together even though it made no sense.
- I hope the sinkhole opens up again and swallows me whole.

- This is gonna be a very stressful week for me.
- I need to know that I can count on you.
- I'm not gonna let you down.
- I promise.
- I will faithfully protect this six hundred and eighty thousand-dollar house.
- Indistinct chatter

- Yes, I did. He laughs they love cheesecake and one of them loves intercourse.
- She laughs all right. I'll see you tomorrow, friend.
- He sighs classical guitar plays

Michael: I give up. I can't help the people I promised that I would help. I feel like "Friends" in season 8; out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together, even though it made no sense. I hope the sinkhole opens up again and swallows me whole.