The Best The Good Place, Season 2, Episode 8 Quotes

Michael: This neighborhood was a labor of hate for many people here, so I thought that we should celebrate with an art form that we literally invented here in the Bad Place: the comedy roast!

Michael: Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.

- No, this is everything
- I've ever wanted.
- Oh! [Chuckles]
- This is everything
- I've ever wanted.
- Oh, wow! You're really happy?
- Can't you tell?
- I'm basically squealing like a birthday girl.

- And you know what the worst part is?
- He doesn't remember the name of my favorite football player.
- Definitely not the worst part.
- It is to me.
- Blake bortles is a cool name.
- Derek bortles is a dumb name.

Janet: Can somebody please explain what happened, and - and can you guys just be a tiny bit quieter? Because, um, I've been drunk on magnets all day, and - and I can literally hear every sound in the universe.

Tahani: That roast was the meanest thing I've ever seen, and I once saw a waiter bring Russell Crowe the wrong tea.

- and it is gooey in there.
- How do we get the humans back from mindy's?
- They've bought themselves some time, but we'll get them.
- I'll start the extradition papers.
- You stay here.
- I want every trace of this neighborhood erased.