The Best The Good Place, Season 3, Episode 8 Quotes

Michael: I'm worried that the problems with the system might be much more serious. We need to gather some real evidence.
Jason: [trying to be so diplomatic] Uh, sorry, no, no, Michael. You're confused. Evidence isn't a good thing that you want. It's a bad thing that you have to destroy or you go to jail.

Doug: I also grow lentils because they require very little water and have the smallest carbon footprint.
Janet: Huh. All he consumes are lentils and radishes.
Michael: No, Janet. He also consumes his own waste. So, everything's fine.

- Oh, cool. When I'm even partway through the door to the afterlife, my powers come back.
- They do?
- They do. Thanks for asking.
- You're coming with me.
- Hi there.

Doug: Don't worry about Raymond. He's just a local sociopath who comes by my house to take advantage of me.