The Best The Office, Season 5, Episode 5 Quotes

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Meredith: I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.

- I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my mustache, and I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler.
- Want to see a magic trick?
- I'm going to make a pencil...
- Disappear.

- I think I have everything I need.
- You'll be hearing from the
- Cornell application department.
- And you will be hearing from the
- Cornell application department.
- And you will not be pleased with the result!
- And your affiliation with
- Cornell will end completely.
- That is all, sir. You may go.

Pam: So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler.

- I just remembered, so...
- I'll just ride back with you.
- But you want me to put it back in the truck?
- I'll be down in just a sec.
- Holly?
- I think I'm going to go back with Darryl.

- Okay.
- Okay, bye.

- and get comfortable.
- There's nothing out here, man.
Michael: Yeah.
- I don't know. I just imagined a hotel right here, pool over here, little breakfast place with really good bacon. Just_

- No, no, check it out, look.
- Okay. When I do that...
- That's when you hit me with what's getting you down.
- All right.
- No, wait, you're supposed to...
- Never mind.