The Best Twin Peaks, Season 2, Episode 4 Quotes

- The second one sticks sometimes.
- Go out into the parking lot, get in your car, turn the key, and never, ever speak to me again as long as you live!
- Say one more word and I'll scream.
- Leave, please.

- I thought it was the cocaine?
- Harry, we've gotta find Phillip Gerard, the one-armed man.
- Can I go now, agent Cooper?
- I don't know how much time I've got.
- If you must.
- Harry, what's with Lucy?

- Harry, let me buy you a beer. Bartender?
- All right, I'm coming!
- All right!
- Hey, we're not op...
- Oh, fart.

- I'm sorry.
- Hold me.
- Hold me.
- Take me.
- Josie.
- I want you to take me.
- Josie.
- Josie, why?
- Why didn't you tell me?

- ."Padnehu
- FBI man.
- This is supposed to be an equitable exchange.
- This could turn out well.
- Huh?
- Expect a call tomorrow...

- I want you.
- I need you.
- I want you more than my own life.

- Her diary.
- Did I tell you I had it?
- Laura's diary?
- Mm-hm.
- Shall I read something from it?
- It seems appropriate.
- Please.

Dick: Lucy?
Lucy: Dick.
Dick: Lucy, I haven't slept. I can't eat. I've been absolutely miserable.
Lucy: You have?
Dick: I've been a fool, a cad, the way I've behaved, and I'm deeply, deeply ashamed.
Lucy: You are?
Dick: I've been over it in my mind a million times and what I've come to is this: I have to - no, I must do the right thing.
Lucy: You must?
Dick: [pulling an envelope from his pocket] It's everything I could scrape together. I'm completely knackered.
Lucy: What is this?
Dick: $650. I've called around, I've been told it's more than adequate.
Lucy: For what?
Dick: For the... to take care of... you know, the... little problem.
Lucy: Richard, here's what you're going to do. Take your money, put it back in your wallet, or your pocket, turn around, walk through both sets of doors, the second one sticks sometimes, go out into the parking lot, get in your car, turn the key, and never, ever speak to me again as long as you live! Say one more word and I'll scream. Leave, please.
Dick: [starts to speak]
Lucy: [screams]

- Is this your friend Katrina?
- Katrina? Katrina.
- Come along, girls.

- Cooper, I've steered clear when you asked me to.
- Is there anything I need to know about this one?
- Absolutely not.
- I'll set it up.
- Nine-thirty at the roadhouse.
- Thanks, Harry.

- -
- Why?
- Well...
- You're still friendly, right?
- So maybe this wentz guy stops in for gas.
- Ed could suggest the double r to any new faces he sees.
- I'll call him.
- Good.
- You do that.

- Tear it.
- What?
- Tear it.

- No, more than grief.
- It's deep down.
- Inside.
- Every cell screams.
- You can hear...
- Nothing else.

- Oh, right this way, sir.
- We just finished painting it and it looks really nice.
- It's completely private.
- Yeah, follow me.
- Oh, sorry.
- Toad: Good stuff. Norma: Toad!
- Toad, get out of my...
- Mm. Whoops.

Judge: [meeting Cooper for the first time] Mr. Cooper, how do you find our little corner of this world?
Special: Heaven, sir.
Judge: Well, this week, heaven includes arson, multiple homicides, and an attempt on the life of a federal agent.
Special: Heaven is a large and interesting place, sir.

- I mean, I've been wearing boxer shorts every day just like you told me.
- You wanna give it another shot?
- Yes, sir. I would.
- I'll need to take a sample with me.
- Right now?
- Put it in a brown bag.
- I'll wait in the car.

Hank: What's the deal?
- Huh?
- Do I know you?
- Okay.

- Are there any other complications?
- There might be a problem with Hank.
- Are we suspected?
- Certainly not.
- What about this sheriff?
- He means nothing to me.
- That's not what I asked you.

- That I would ruin everything of mine?
- There's insurance money.
- My god.
- How could you?
- How could you think of such terrible things?
- How could you hurt me so?

- and he's got it.
- We have to tell James about this.
- If Laura did have a secret diary...
- And Harold's got it...
- I'm gonna get it with or without you.
- Tell that to James.

- in a situation like this, you have to handle yourself in a professional manner.
- We're all reasonable people and what you discover is that something reasonable can always be worked out whenever reasonable people just put their minds...
- Renault: Tsk, tsk, tsk.

- Jean Renault.
- What's the occasion?
- Are my premiums about to be raised?
- No, no. Nothing like that.
- Please.
- Please.

Judge: The law provides us structure to guide us through paralyzing and trying times. But it requires us a vision to its procedures and higher purposes. Before we assume our respective roles in this enduring drama just let me say that when these frail shadows we inhabit now have quit the stage we'll meet and raise a glass again together in Valhalla.

- What shall we drink to?
- To Laura.
- To Laura.
- In our hearts and memories, locked.

- understand her value to me.
- They wanna make the exchange tomorrow.
- Audrey...
- For $125,000.
- But I must ask you.
- Will you take it there?

- hook up the winne and dine in the timber room.
- See you in court.
- Uhn-uhn. Law clerk.
- Man, oh, man.
- Harry, is everything set for tonight?
- He'll be there.
- Okay.

- We're...
- We're planning a service...
- But they haven't found the body.
- Oh, Pete.
- In a couple of days we'll go ahead.
- I don't know exactly what we'll be burying.