The Best Yuriko Yamaguchi Quotes

[Misato's on the phone with Ritsuko]
Misato: So, I said, I'll take care of Shinji. I've already got permission from the brass. Hey, it's not like I'm going to put the moves on him.
Ritsuko: [Yelling into Misato's ear] Of course you're not! How could you even think of such a thing? You're always like that, shame on you!
Misato: She just can't take a joke.

Ritsuko: So, how was Rei today?
[Gendou does not answer]
Ritsuko: You DID see her at the hospital this afternoon, didn't you?
Gendô: She will be ready to work again in twenty days. By then, we'll be ready to reactivate Unit 00 from cryo-stasis.
Ritsuko: It's so hard on these poor children.
Gendô: There is no one else who can pilot the Evas. As long as they survive, that is what I'll have them do.
Ritsuko: With no regard to what they might want?

Vados: [on Hit] He asked for only one item: the teleportation cube.
Shanpa: What? That's a vehicle of the gods! With it, he can go wherever he wishes, even to other universes!
Vados: But Lord Champa, you agreed to give our fighters whatever they desired if they scored victory for Universe 6.
Shanpa: That I did... but an assassin that can go where he pleases is not to be taken lightly.