The Best American Dad!, Season 10, Episode 6 Quotes

Hayley: [Stan handing Hayley new sandals] Thanks, I needed new Burks.
Stan: I know, I can smell.

Stan: [Waking up in an empty bed] Merry Christmas Francine.
[shouting]
Stan: Honey, where's my morning BJ? I have to get my own breakfast juice? Some Christmas.