The Best The Office, Season 5, Episode 6 Quotes

- Why do you always do that?
- Whenever I'm getting married, you don't believe me.
- Are you getting married?
- Are you...
- I'm not.
- I'm not getting married.
- Psych.

Andy: Big idea, double wedding! Me, Angela, you, Holly.
Michael: No. We would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.
Jim: Yeah, we'd never do that.
Michael: Yeah, so there you go.

Dwight: You juked the stats, cupcake.

- to wake up in 50 years and look back and wonder what could have been.
- And that is the end of my speech.
- I planned it all. Anyway...
- I will see you tomorrow.
- I'll see you tomorrow.

- You were there. I remember you being there.
- I wasn't, but thank you.
- Hey, do you know anything about this party?
- Yes. I said you definitely should go, but you wanted to visit me instead.
- I can't be the only one who didn't...

Kelly: Dwight, get out of my nook.
Pam: [Jumping up and down in her chair] That's what she said. That's what she said! That's what she said!

[going into Michael's office to receive his customer reports]
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight: No way.
Pam: [on Jim's Bluetooth] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight: I didn't say anything.
Pam: I love you.
Jim: I love you, too.
Dwight: What do you think I'm saying to you?

Michael: If I were joking you would be laughing. Do you look like you're laughing?
Dwight: Impossible to say, I can't see myself.
Michael: You're not.

Michael: [reading the customer survey] "Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant."
Jim: I think he means smug.
Michael: Arrogance.
Jim: Michael, I'm just trying to...
Michael: [interrupting] And there's our smudgeness.

- We are going to sit here for a while, make it look good.
- And maybe you should cry.
- Can you make yourself cry?
- No problem.
- I think you should do that.

- I don't know, two, maybe three, if one wears out.
- How many shoes do you need?
- I'm not talking to you.
- Who are you talking to? Pam.
- She's not here, Jim.
- No, she's not.

Michael: Kelly...
Kelly: I was raped.
Michael: You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that.