The Best CPL Cole Quotes

[Travis rides in the military Humvee with Lt. Moyers team, as Travis talks to CPL Cole]
CPL: Let me get this straight. You're going downtown, through this mess of DZ flesh-eating whatnot to get some kid who ain't your son, some old woman who ain't your mom, and some lady who ain't your wife?
Travis: Well, actually, she's my ex-wife.
CPL: [Cole laughs aloud] No!

[Travis asks the soldier Corporal Cole what happened to his bruised face, which wasn't brusied before]
Travis: Yeah. What happened to your face?
CPL: Nothing, Sir. Momentary lapse of patriotism.