The Best Waitress Quotes

Barry: [at a restaurant where Tim is celebrating with his family] Excuse me. Just wanted to say, Dr. Finch, for what it's worth, nobody I know believes a word of it.
Dr. Tim Finch: [summons a waitress] This is corked.
Waitress: Is it? Right, sorry about that, let me just...
Dr. Tim Finch: No, no, no. You don't need to smell it. I smelt it. It's corked.
Waitress: [pauses in mutual discomfort with Tim's family] I'll bring you another bottle.