The Best Audrey Quotes

Lieutenant: I'm very impressed with you.
Audrey: Oh, really? Is it my body or my mind?
Lieutenant: Well, it's both really. No, seriously, Audrey, give me a break. What I'm trying to say is, that for a young girl, you're a very independent-minded person.
Audrey: Don't bother with any male chauvinistic compliments.

Audrey: Is this your dog?
Lieutenant: Yeah, I guess it is.
Audrey: How would you like it if somebody locked you up like that? With the windows closed and everything!
Lieutenant: I didn't want him get out.
Audrey: Then leave the window open a crack.

Lieutenant: Well listen. Audrey, it's been nice talkin to ya, and I appreciate the advice about the dog.
Audrey: [Looking at the dog] What's his name?
Lieutenant: Ya know, I don't know the name yet? What do you think about 'Fido'?
Audrey: [sarcastically] Oh, WOW, how'd you ever think of THAT one?

Audrey: Chopin was a composer. He wrote piano pieces. She named her bird after him.